2 heart attacks eh, so you have lost a fiver twice, so best of luck on the 7th mate, ps dont take your wallet
So what's your plans for tomorrow? Haircut, gym, shopping or pull a sickie and do an alldayer in the pub?
Haircut- Will give it a couple of weeks at least, the queues should be down by then. gym- never been, what is it? pub- not allowed IN the pub for another 5 weeks at least! Outdoors only. Hopefully the weather picks up.
Take your face nappies off you ****ing scared suckers, herd immunity has been achieved today. Monday 12th.
Seen that bud needs to open the country up more. June is way too late as our stats are really good compared to Europe.
Called in to my local for a few pints after work yesterday sat outside, inside a marquee, that fat lying bastard Boris the jellyfish hasn't thought his bullshit out very well has he? Stay scared suckers
Oi, I've been looking for you! A couple of Armed Forces mates seem to have blackballed me since I forwarded them your WhatsApp pictures of Lizzie at the weekend - seems they take this whole Queen and Country thing really quite seriously!!
Tell the soppy ****ers to get a sense of humour mate, or just give 'em my number and i'll have a chat with them
Boris, ****ock and those SAGE psychologists are having a ****ing laugh.... at the country's expense, but hey, them and their mates are getting rich.
Norwegian COVID-denier 'dies of coronavirus' after hosting illegal gatherings Hans Kristian Gaarder, a prominent conspiracy theorist in Norway, has reportedly died after contracting COVID-19. The 60-year-old had suggested the virus was "something that will be like a cold or light flu” and claimed restrictions were a means of “camouflaging that the coronavirus does NOT spread from person to person". He is reported to have hosted two illegal gatherings at his barn in Gran on 26 March and 27 March, less than two weeks before he died on 6 April. Officials believe Mr Gaarder had been ill for more than a fortnight without seeing a doctor and may have infected others. While he had not been tested for the virus before his death, an autopsy revealed he was infected.
According to the SAGE psychologists, If you can't see the numbers its a symptom of the Chinky flu quick, go get a test