Off Topic Corona virus - non football

I’m enthralled to see what the hapless twat has to say. Surprised he’s not sent a messenger that’s his usual.

 

He’s already late, standard great start.....

 

Probably enter by zip wire to show how wacky and zany he is and distract from the **** show that's going on.

 

I’d actually quite like that.

 

Looking for his gun shield, gonna get a reet pasting.

 

That's it then backed to the hilt.

 

There you go then. Cummings is staying.

 

He’s swerved it. If he’d just kindly shut the **** up and that the questions start.

Assuming, of course, they aren’t screened as usual...

 

Has he combed his hair ?

He has become a mirror image of trump

 

Wow, an unelected advisor is more important than the message

 

I think he has - still looks a c**t mind

 

A Brexiteering government favouring the interests of an unelected political ally ahead of the will of the British people?.... Surely not.

 

Sorry not with you?

 

Good god he is still backing him

 

Who's working the mute button?

 

Answer his questions you absolute ****.

 

Apparently we are confused now ffs

 

No we don't understand Boris . You are a liar

 

He is literally saying it was fine to not stay in lockdown and fine to travel great distances if you felt it necessary.

He is now refusing to answer and moving away from follow up questions.

He’s a disgrace. He is bare faced standing there trying to change history and telling lies.

 

It says life threatening situations . His wife's sister lives in London and could give food on the door step