Some new words: covidiot - no explanation needed Quarantine - a drink made from ingredients found at the back of a cupboard Snaccident - inadvertantly eating an entire packet of biscuits Covid-15 - 15 pounds gained from nervously nibbling your way through the day Doughverkill - surfeit of home baking pictures on social media Dinfluencer - someone who posts images of their lock down supper Courtesy of Susie Dent, Radio Times we are all on a corona coaster here.