Canât believe how garbage the weather is down in Cornwall, you wouldnât believe itâs almost July. Never mind itâs always great to get away, especially when invited to stay with mates, so a freebie holiday really. A bit cloudy today but me and Neil are in his back garden wearing shorts and just about to light the barbi, and will have a kick about whilst it heats up. Heâs a tightarse with the drinks though, as heâs only got dinky bottles. Nice spot though he has down here, no wonder he likes to get down from time to time.
Last night over a few beers we were shooting the breeze about the championship this season, Grayson, Bates and thatdickhead Harvey. Neilâs good fun when heâs had a few and doesnât mind spilling the beans. He even had a call from his old mate Giani Paladini who was still trying to do the Forest deal for the Kuwaiti geezer, and he expected Neil to drop Leeds and go to the trees. Heâs also had the otherdick on the phone constantly from the YEP and is telling him nothing. He said he does all his work from scouring posts on twatter/facefook, rather than get offhisarse.
Anyway a bit gossip for you all; firstly thereâs no truth in the rumour that Joey Barton is on his way, as he thinks heâs a fookin nutter. Bates is a bentbastard but Warnock thinks heâs put him into a corner and left him no options but to back him. The story from Lust about players being unhappy was done by Neil himself when he and his missus got leathered, just to light a couple of fires. The takeover is nothing but the people from Lurpak coming back and wanted to rename the stand again, but the skip company are offering £20 more. Bates and Co own most of ER and TA, but they will be selling TA shortly after theyâve bought an old farm that can be converted to training pitches for the kids. The deal will net Bates and mates millions as a property developer builds apartments, and build expensive 5 bedroomed houses on the site. The crown prince of Monaco who heads up the Garibaldi family, is now a major shareholder at Leeds, and he has a plan to make Beeston into a principality & tax haven, and build casinoâs. ken and he are big mates as both families like swinging. Bates told Warnock that Grayson was caught sucking AOB in the showers, and thatâs the real reason for the big fall out. Harvey has a nickname that Bates uses all the time, pen1s and the only truth thatâs ever left his mouth. Lorimer wanted to put a few quid into the club but was laughed at by Bates, as he told him heâd be lucky to have enough money to get a taxi back to Morley.
Leeds Utd and Club Monaco are joining forces and will be swapping kids and doing deals on loans. All Leeds players will be going self employed and invoicing the club monthly, and will have their pay put into offshore accounts tax free. This means that Lees £4k pwk will be still £4kpwk going into his bank, which means heâs now on 4 times what he was on from last season. Snodds will be earning as much as top prem players under this new scheme and ken sees it as a win-win as he pays low wages which turn out to be top wages as no tax is paid.
Anyway guys the burgers are nearly done, and Neils on a roll. Weâll be back by the weekend and should have a bit of news for you all. It looks like the biggest deal heâs trying to do is swap Jordan Rhodes for Ross and an apartment at TA
Last night over a few beers we were shooting the breeze about the championship this season, Grayson, Bates and thatdickhead Harvey. Neilâs good fun when heâs had a few and doesnât mind spilling the beans. He even had a call from his old mate Giani Paladini who was still trying to do the Forest deal for the Kuwaiti geezer, and he expected Neil to drop Leeds and go to the trees. Heâs also had the otherdick on the phone constantly from the YEP and is telling him nothing. He said he does all his work from scouring posts on twatter/facefook, rather than get offhisarse.
Anyway a bit gossip for you all; firstly thereâs no truth in the rumour that Joey Barton is on his way, as he thinks heâs a fookin nutter. Bates is a bentbastard but Warnock thinks heâs put him into a corner and left him no options but to back him. The story from Lust about players being unhappy was done by Neil himself when he and his missus got leathered, just to light a couple of fires. The takeover is nothing but the people from Lurpak coming back and wanted to rename the stand again, but the skip company are offering £20 more. Bates and Co own most of ER and TA, but they will be selling TA shortly after theyâve bought an old farm that can be converted to training pitches for the kids. The deal will net Bates and mates millions as a property developer builds apartments, and build expensive 5 bedroomed houses on the site. The crown prince of Monaco who heads up the Garibaldi family, is now a major shareholder at Leeds, and he has a plan to make Beeston into a principality & tax haven, and build casinoâs. ken and he are big mates as both families like swinging. Bates told Warnock that Grayson was caught sucking AOB in the showers, and thatâs the real reason for the big fall out. Harvey has a nickname that Bates uses all the time, pen1s and the only truth thatâs ever left his mouth. Lorimer wanted to put a few quid into the club but was laughed at by Bates, as he told him heâd be lucky to have enough money to get a taxi back to Morley.
Leeds Utd and Club Monaco are joining forces and will be swapping kids and doing deals on loans. All Leeds players will be going self employed and invoicing the club monthly, and will have their pay put into offshore accounts tax free. This means that Lees £4k pwk will be still £4kpwk going into his bank, which means heâs now on 4 times what he was on from last season. Snodds will be earning as much as top prem players under this new scheme and ken sees it as a win-win as he pays low wages which turn out to be top wages as no tax is paid.
Anyway guys the burgers are nearly done, and Neils on a roll. Weâll be back by the weekend and should have a bit of news for you all. It looks like the biggest deal heâs trying to do is swap Jordan Rhodes for Ross and an apartment at TA
