Never mind Bath I am now going for my shower. I have had a seat and handrails fitted as I have been a little unsteady of late. I am looking forward to trying them out. As a point of interest how do you wash your bottom when you are sat on it?
So it's just me, ChapelSaint and the lovely Mrs Godders. I'm in the front passenger seat so I get to fiddle with all those knobs. We now have a spare seat.
No I didn't you did! You said I couldn't come as I can't wash my bottom when sat on it! Anyway I do't want to go if you are going to be grumpy.
I found that if I lay on my tummy across the seat the very lovely mrs Godders could reach down and do a pretty good job of washing my posterior for me. She is now busy making the sandwiches. Does anyone want anything in particular as a filling? I am sure the sandwiches will be very tasty!
Strangely lost my appetite. Mind you that may be because I've just had a cup of tea and a diet!!! muffin. I didn't know it was a low-fat diet one until I bit into it. What kind of sadistic monster designs a DIET muffin
Hang on a minute I'm not even dressed yet. I'm still in my dressing gown as is the very lovely. If you go without us what am I supposed to do with all of these sandwiches? We've also got to wait for Fran's ferry. You just cannot go yet.
Well if Fran isn't going then I'm not either so you might as well go without us. Have a safe trip but before you leave could you pop round and collect a package for my cousin in Bath? If you drop it off it will save me the postage.
So sorry Godders, girlfriends calling, we'll have to pick you up next time. Sure thing, who do I ask for? Really have to dash, I'll be on my phone though.
We had a lucky escape...sounds like he was trying to fit in 5 people and a hamper. Some people have no sense. though the GF could have gone in the boot.
There's gratitude. All these sandwiches lovingly prepared and now going to waste and he wouldn't even collect my package and deliver it for me. I'm now off down the Post Office. The cost of posting this parcel is going to take a big chunk out of my pension and it need not have been necessary had ChapelSaint07 been more helpful. Young people today just do not have any respect for their elders.