Conversation with my housemate yesterday

Well earlier today our neighbours kicked their football into our garden and I had to get it out of the bushes. That was pretty crazy.

 

I was sunbathing earlier, it was mental

 

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Well earlier today our neighbours kicked their football into our garden and I had to get it out of the bushes. That was pretty crazy.

Man that's too crazy! What kind of bushes, and why the dickens did you crawl in and fetch it, they had the poor kick? Actually talking about neighbours and footballs, I once kicked the ball over someone's brick wall and it smashed their greenhouse. I ran.(the ball would have been ruined anyway...)

 

So was I!! Small world.

 

They offered to come round and get it themselves but I was able to fetch it out with one arm. There were some thorns in there but I avoided them. So yeah, good day.

 

Thank god for that, could have got nasty. Did they say thank you?

 

They were very nice about it. Much nicer than the neighbours on the other side. We don't like them.

 

Just jumping in.

I was lazy, so nothing happened today, which was very nice indeed, but...! Bad day in the office chair for me last Friday. Cruising [yeah, who are you kidding, Andy..?] up the M3 on the way to an MOT, when boooooooooooooooooooooooo o oo o oo o .................. . She cut out on me and the fuel injection light came on. So the impossible happened... my Honda broke down. It's nothing really, just a blown fuse, but noooooo, she's not blemish free anymore. Might not be a keeper now. Only joshing, I could never sell my little red V4 with the fattest power band ever invented. Tomorrow I shall find that bloody errant fuse and shoot it.

Well, it's dead already.

 

Just got a takeaway. Ordered a half chicken and naan. Didn't get the naan. It's just non-stop drama in this house.

 

I'm going to try and get to bed once I post this comment. I don't know how I'm going to be able to stop myself from checking this thread though

 

It's turned into a corker that's for sure. I can only imagine what the future of this thread holds - has been a thrill a minute. I doubt you'll sleep with all the excitement!

 

I poured beer over someone from upstairs.

 

I've just got up and made myself and the very lovely Mrs Godders a nice cup of tea.

Why does she always look so lovely in the morning and I look like death warmed up?

My looks will probably marginally improve once I get my false teeth in.

Once I am dressed it will be more gardening for me today.

 

I think I've been bitten by a mosquito.

 

I'm going to Swansea today for my first drive in my new car.

 

Is it a new car to you or brand new?

If you would like some company I'll happily come with you as I like Swansea, especially Mumbles and the Gower.

I promise not to bore you, well maybe just a little bit. I hope it is open top as I suffer with flatulence.

 

Can I come too, though I have to sit in the front because I get carsick.

 

The very lovely Mrs Godders would like to come as well and she says she will pack a picnic and would prove to be excellent company for Fran while we talk about men things.

On the way could we call into Bath only my cousin lives there and I haven't seen him in a while?

 

I like Bath too.

 

New to me, a £4,000 Seat Ibiza, so sadly not open top. If you're good at tech stuff, please please come, the car has lots of 'interesting' buttons that I have no idea who they are and what they do and are slightly intimidating. Fran, you are also welcome to come.