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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, May 3, 2012.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Yes- Park Ji Sung. I'd hardly feel a thing.

    No- Rio Ferdinand. I reckon there's a bit too much strength in his length.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 4, 2012
  2. Hugh Briss

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    I think you should keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself in future <cheers>

    Footballers and firearms eh? <diva>
     
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    Hugh Briss, May 4, 2012
  3. Mick

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    I reckon the closet gays are the ones who protest the loudest - by that logic if your not gay you gotta tell us who you'd prefer to bum <ok>
     
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    Mick, May 4, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    There's too many to choose from.

    Big Sammy.
    Gary Hooper - that hair, those teeth, that smile #swoon#

    I'm also going to say no to big Victor <yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 4, 2012
  5. Otto Flayshow

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    Sounds like priesty brainwashing from a young age to me.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 4, 2012
  6. gas

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    Yes to Ally McCoist

    No to Neil Lennon
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    That's a pretty wise choice.

    If Patsy Kensit is to be believed, it would be over in seconds and you'd barely notice.

    Lennon is too ugly for even Sam to consider <laugh>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 4, 2012
  8. Null

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    Samaras:

    He has a ****

    Foster:

    He's 6ft 7!!
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    Yes: either mulgrew, commons, kayal, samaras, matthews. not all at the same time though

    No: Izzy
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Why?

    Is it the Hitler hairdo?<laugh>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 4, 2012

  11. Null

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    Aye right .. Beale wants an orgy!
     
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    haha nah its just cos you need to watch for the quiet ines like izzy. he wud be all spikes and pain and masks n that
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    I'm seeing him in a whole new gimpy light now.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 4, 2012
  14. Mick

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    I reckon Rebel would choose Samaras - because he looks like Jesus.
     
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    Mick, May 4, 2012
  15. Barrie Lochrie

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    Rebel would never contribute to a thread like this incase God checks his internet history and sends him to the big fire.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, May 4, 2012
  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I'd choose Lustig. I've always wondered what a Victorian era magician would be like in bed...
     
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    Yes - Steven Davis (looks pretty harmless)

    No - Mo Edu (monster chopper) Allan McGregor
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, May 4, 2012
  18. Barrie Lochrie

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    Yes - Craig Whyte (me doing the bumming after dipping my cock in upvc glue and then sand)

    No - Length McCulloch
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, May 4, 2012
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    Racist homophobes!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 4, 2012
  20. MrT

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    Blackburn fans would choose Goodwillie.

    They'd have no choice in the matter once he got his wee shiny penknife out.
     
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