Off Topic Conundrum of the Week

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  1. saintKlopp

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    THIS WEEK:

    Who picks up the **** left by guide dogs?
     
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    It's not me.
     
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  3. saintKlopp

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    There's a job opportunity for you there.
     
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    Had worse.
     
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    Its a bloody good question :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Not sure why I know the answer to this but I do.

    The owner isnt required by law to pick up the ****e, but as guide dogs go to the toilet on command, they can tell where the ****e us and pick it up.

    There you go, random fact of the day
     
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  7. saintKlopp

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    Very true. Fresh air, not too onerous, all the plastic bags you could ever want.
     
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    You just killed the thread. :biggrin:
     
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  9. saintKlopp

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    See? There's always someone who knows the answer.
    However.........this is ok if you're partially sighted, but if you're totally blind your attempt might be... erm, a bit cack-handed?
    Dog nappies is the obvious answer, someone needs to take this to Dragons' Den.
     
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    Train the ****ers to clean it up themselves, they are intelligent these dogs yeah?
     
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    Notwithstanding their intelligence, I see some rather compelling physical impediments to this suggestion.
     
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    Sorry, I feel bad now.
     
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    Just to add not all guide dog users are completely blind.

    Others have a great sense of smell too
     
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    They're not called guide dogs anymore, they're assistance dogs.

    It's not yet been announced as to what gender they are...
     
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    They are but often referred to as assistance dogs has become the generic term covering various specialities .
    https://www.assistancedogs.org.uk/members/

    PS Gender is Dog or Bitch
     
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    STFU bitch :bandit:

    Guide isn't outlawed / illegal, they are often still referred to as guide dogs, but the official term is assistance dogs because they serve a lot more purposes now than just guiding the blind or partially sighted.
     
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    I know hence the link in my post though what i should have said is that the Charity is still Guide Dogs . Friend of the family , she is a Quadraplegic , has an assistance dog .
     
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    Like I looked at that <laugh>
     
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    Assistance Bitch has quite a good ring to it. <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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