Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

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BlackAndAmberGambler said:
Unashameably stolen from another forum.

165 million years later at the end of the Cretaceous Period, something happened, something we don't know 100% but we think is a meteor and it wiped them all out. At the time, dinosaurs were kind of roaming around, eating plants and each other. As the dominant species on planet earth, they managed to get through 165 million years without really changing or inventing anything. It then took 64.8 million years for man to appear, with "adam and eve" allegedly being on earth 209,000 years ago. This is a science claim by the way and still not 100% clear; we're really only 100% on man being around 80,000 years ago for sure.
So let's compare the life of dinosaurs to our own existence. In just 80,000 years, we - the human being - have gone from fire, caves, flint and so on to Facebook, Tinder, Capitalism and mass genocide. We are the only conscious species. We have made over 300 species of animals extinct in just 500 years. We are hugely dominant. We're the only species who procreate for 'fun', who have religion, who fight because of it. We see in a certain way, we talk, our vocal cords are unique, we don't understand the brain, we are incredibly uniquely adapted to the environment we're in and are impossibly resourceful. We're talking about impossible timeframes in the grand scheme of the world; to go from no technology to "mobiles for everyone" and over 1bn users of Facebook in less than a decade.
The cycle of events that had to happen for man to live/thrive on this planet are so deliberate and specific that for them to occur naturally the odds are literally impossible. It's statistically more likely that this planet exists with many others like it, and life makes its' way there than for life to be born out of the planet itself. So I put it to you, sirs, that WE are the aliens. We have spread out from our home planet(s) and found Earth to keep our species going. We are following the same path - exhausting resource, threatening life, pushing boundaries to find new planets to support our habitation. Essentially the Matrix was right - not from the A.I. aspect of life, but from the idea that we are in fact a galactic "virus" (quoting Mr. Smith).
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An interesting take. Although I'm not fully sure how we'd manage to get here? Unless there's another race dropping humans off everywhere.
 
Sterling Archer said:
An interesting take. Although I'm not fully sure how we'd manage to get here? Unless there's another race dropping humans off everywhere.
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If we are alien beings, there would be no need for us to evolve, we would have arrived with our iPads and the internet, but with no where to plug them in that's all.

300 species of life extinct in 500 years is nothing. It is dwarfed by the shear number of known species 8,750,000. There are 12,000 species of ant. 35,000 of spiders. We live in an ever changing environment and whilst we live in fear of man made pollution changing the climate, just one big volcano can erupt, just one big meteor strike and we are buggered.
 
Sterling Archer said:
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This was taken on Lookout Mountain, which is on the stateline of Georgia and Tennessee. The bloke was snapping pictures of night time animals and caught this on his way down the mountain. This was taken in motion, he didn't realise it was there until he checked back.

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This is a close up I've done, apologies for the poor resolution, I've done as well as I can with it, but I'm no photo-shopper.

Anyway, I'm not here to stake claims, it's not my material, but thought I'd share in the interests of the thread and an insight into some of the things I've been working on.

FYI, the photo has been verified as a genuine original taken on a digital camera, I've not tampered with it in anyway, only to zoom in. Not evidence of proof, just wanted to make that clear.
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What am I meant to be looking at?
 
Bum_Chinned_Crab said:
What - a tree?

Sorry if I'm being an idiot here and this is part of a prior discussion but it didn't seem to be.
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This is the close up I got. So in the picture you can see the base of the stone tower and a tree to the right. The figure in question is the one standing behind the road sign.
 
BlackAndAmberGambler said:
Bloke having a piss in a bush?
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I mean, if there is a figure there - which I cant see - then it's inconceivable that he could be having said piss, or out for a walk, or waiting for a lift, or walking from his broken down car, or taking photos in exactly the same way the bloke taking this photo was...

There's literally no explanation other than alien life-form visiting earth.
 
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Bum_Chinned_Crab said:
I mean, if there is a figure there - which I cant see - then it's inconceivable that he could be having said piss, or out for a walk, or waiting for a lift, or walking from his broken down car, or taking photos in exactly the same way the bloke taking this photo was...

There's literally no explanation other than alien life-form visiting earth.
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Had there been any sort of obvious circumstance, he wouldn't have sent the pictures. He isn't releasing these pictures to the public (he can't, sadly he's in a coma) and has no intention of going to the media with any of this. This was taken at around 3 in the morning on a mountain in the middle of February, I'd be very surprised if there were people randomly walking around at night, cocks out or otherwise.
 
Bum_Chinned_Crab said:
I mean, if there is a figure there - which I cant see - then it's inconceivable that he could be having said piss, or out for a walk, or waiting for a lift, or walking from his broken down car, or taking photos in exactly the same way the bloke taking this photo was...

There's literally no explanation other than alien life-form visiting earth.
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No hysteria from me...obviously it's just a normal alien having a piss in a bush. Panic over.
 
Sterling Archer said:
Had there been any sort of obvious circumstance, he wouldn't have sent the pictures. He isn't releasing these pictures to the public (he can't, sadly he's in a coma) and has no intention of going to the media with any of this. This was taken at around 3 in the morning on a mountain in the middle of February, I'd be very surprised if there were people randomly walking around at night, cocks out or otherwise.
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Get yourself down Newland Ave on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.
 
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Sterling Archer said:
Had there been any sort of obvious circumstance, he wouldn't have sent the pictures. He isn't releasing these pictures to the public (he can't, sadly he's in a coma) and has no intention of going to the media with any of this. This was taken at around 3 in the morning on a mountain in the middle of February, I'd be very surprised if there were people randomly walking around at night, cocks out or otherwise.
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You mean like how he was out and about at 3am on a mountain in the middle of February with his camera?
 
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Bum_Chinned_Crab said:
You mean like he was out and about with his camera?
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He wasn't walking, he was driving home (albeit dangerously with a camera in one hand) ,not stood still on a mountain in winter. And yes, he does have a right hand drive car, he's British (well, Welsh anyway).

In any case, the figure wasn't the intended target of the photo, it just happened to be in there when he checked the next day. He said he didn't recall seeing it as he went past.
 
Furthermore, are you seriously suggesting that the fact that one person was there at the time, means it totally debunks it as there's a possibility it could also be a person? That proves absolutely nothing, other than the fact that it's possible to drive down a road at 3am with a camera in one hand.
 
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This is the close up I got. So in the picture you can see the base of the stone tower and a tree to the right. The figure in question is the one standing behind the road sign.
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I have some pretty good image software on my pc, so I had my own look at the original and I was shocked.

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It is quite clear on my screen (I just wish you could all see it as well as I can) but it is a pasty and not a pie.
 
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