Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

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terrifictraore said:
Far more reasoned than some of the stuff on this thread.
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It links to the clips from NASA too. The aliens are trying to get through to tell us about the cons, but NASA are zapping them, and using their wrecked crafts to bung up the hole, and act as a deterrent, in the same way gamekeepers nail foxes and crows to the fence as a warning.

NASA are involved because the rate of expansion needs to be controlled, and the extra holes they make when they puncture our atmosphere when they launch rockets was liable to cause too much to leak out at one time, as they're planning a lot more launches in the future. Hence the need to reduce the other bilge point.
 
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Annd, the jelly fish creatures are part of the problem. The rise in sea levels and changes in pressure, are causing a kind of syphon effect, which is sucking some less dense sea life up into space. They survive as it's similar environment to the sea, and a micro-ecology grows around the wrecked satellites. The aliens are upset, as they see us as a bit chavvy as neighbours all in all. They're used to being thought of as gods.

I think we may have stumbled into something here.
 
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Hull City AFC (DMD) said:
Annd, the jelly fish creatures are part of the problem. The rise in sea levels and changes in pressure, are causing a kind of syphon effect, which is sucking some less dense sea life up into space. They survive as it's similar environment to the sea, and a micro-ecology grows around the wrecked satellites. The aliens are upset, as they see us as a bit chavvy as neighbours all in all. They're used to being thought of as gods.

I think we may have stumbled into something here.
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You are now officially mad. Welcome home.
 
terrifictraore said:
You are now officially mad. Welcome home.
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It's a bit worrying, because my grandad went a similar way. He firmly believed that the earth was flat, and laid out like the NATO emblem, centred on the north pole.

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Magnetic north was the same, so all navigation would still work and the whole thing ringed by ice mountains of what we call Antarctica. He pointed out the irrationality of the routes flights took in the southern hemisphere, seemingly going miles the wrong way before going back on course, but on his flat map, they actually took a straight line. (check it out, it's scarily weird but true)

I thought he was out of his tree when he set of to prove it. He made it to Antarctica, and we get regular messages about his happy life now in Atlantis.

EDIT. I suppose I'd best be clear and say none of that is true. My grandad never did or even claimed any of those things. It was really my gran.
Granddad was busy in the book depository, shooting Kennedy. We reckon he'd have got away with it too, if that bastard on the grassy knoll hadn't nicked his DeLorean.
 
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There's a ring of ice around antartic to stop anyone including your grandad falling off. Above is the dome, the Firmament. Outside of the Firmament is what we've been told is space. The vacuum of space is in fact water. It's all true.
 
Building 7 said:
There's a ring of ice around antartic to stop anyone including your grandad falling off. Above is the dome, the Firmament. Outside of the Firmament is what we've been told is space. The vacuum of space is in fact water. It's all true.
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Would I lie? The proof is in plain site. As you say, the vacuum in space is in fact water, hence the Hoover dam.
 
Got to go ...Jacob Rees Mogg is on Question Time, he is class. I am paying close attention to his reptilian eyes.
Julia Hartley-Brewer ???
 
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Building 7 said:
Got to go ...Jacob Rees Mogg is on Question Time, he is class. I am paying close attention to his reptilian eyes.
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Nicky Morgan has a killer stare. I'm ****ed if I'd go to Venus for fear of finding it's the origin of her laser death stare.
 
I think Julia Hartley-Brewer is from Venus.
I'd deffo go there powered by 6 pints of Stella Artois...then wake up in the morning thinking what the **** have I done and then how the **** do I get home from Venus on a Sunday ?
 
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Building 7 said:
I think Julia Hartley-Brewer is from Venus.
I'd deffo go there powered by 6 pints of Stella Artois...then wake up in the morning thinking what the **** have I done and then how the **** do I get home from Venus on a Sunday ?
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Aye. she has a touch of class and brains about her too. It's a shame it's only one of her outer coverings. Her and Boris never seem to appear together.
 
Building 7 said:
Got to go ...Jacob Rees Mogg is on Question Time, he is class. I am paying close attention to his reptilian eyes.
Julia Hartley-Brewer ???
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Jacob Rees-Mogg and Dan Hannan are the only tolerable Tories. Disagree with a lot of their views but they're alright.
 
Anyone looked at the issue of 'crisis actors'?

It raises more than a few questions when you see the same people interviewed as witnesses at several events, or a woman 'injured' at the Boston bombing being 'killed' at Sandy Hook. A war veteran amputee being pushed in a wheelchair by an actor, having seemingly having his legs blown off again at the Boston Marathon, or people at the Pulse night club shooting carrying injured people 100's of metres from one set of Police lines to another, passing the club on route. A 'parent' of one of the victims of Sandy Hook, that is on the lecture circuit telling his story, appears to have two roles, as he's clearly in the footage as a soldier too.

Sandy Hook victims of fatal shootings singing at the super bowl seems more than just odd.
 
Hull City AFC (DMD) said:
It's a bit worrying, because my grandad went a similar way. He firmly believed that the earth was flat, and laid out like the NATO emblem, centred on the north pole.

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Magnetic north was the same, so all navigation would still work and the whole thing ringed by ice mountains of what we call Antarctica. He pointed out the irrationality of the routes flights took in the southern hemisphere, seemingly going miles the wrong way before going back on course, but on his flat map, they actually took a straight line. (check it out, it's scarily weird but true)

I thought he was out of his tree when he set of to prove it. He made it to Antarctica, and we get regular messages about his happy life now in Atlantis.

EDIT. I suppose I'd best be clear and say none of that is true. My grandad never did or even claimed any of those things. It was really my gran.
Granddad was busy in the book depository, shooting Kennedy. We reckon he'd have got away with it too, if that bastard on the grassy knoll hadn't nicked his DeLorean.
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You can't argue with this sort of profound thinking.

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There again there is the scientific evidence, offered by one of the "experts" so beloved by some on here.

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terrifictraore said:
There has been a few loonies on this thread already but this bloke is by far my favourite, he must be smoking some serious ****.
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To be fair, what he's saying is probably true to him, given he's their equivalent of Mr Magoo. He's got them lenses from a lighthouse.
 
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