Off Topic Conspiracy Theories

We are not alive. We are all strapped to beds with cables in and out of our minds.

When we die it’s just the matrix changing the cd.

Steve Bruce was in fact Mike Ashley all along.

 

Well in that case they could make the crisps taste nicer. F-ing crap batch after a night out having failed to find a kebab van. Bastard IT admins programming it badly!

 

Pls explain?

 

They keep pumping some crazy **** into mine…

 

It was me. That's a side view of Darth Vafer's helmet and only a lightsaber can be that accurate.

 

NUFC only make signings when @FadgewackeR threatens dismemberment!

 

Well we are owned by the Saudi's.

 

I can't take all the credit... But if I rock up for the semi next Tuesday with Maddison in the bag and all my faculties in tact, maybe this doesn't belong in the conspiracy theory thread.

 

if all of the above happens Obi will buy you 3 pints.

 

Nevermind bollocks like "Covid isn't real". I think the real bastard is when some of these theories lie "COVID wasn't man made" or "The vaccines prevent transmission" or "The vaccines are 100% safe" start having holes punched in them left right and centre. I think there were utter twonks who refused to listen (many on here wishing death on you for not getting a jab - shameful, I hope those people look back with pride). I think Dogscock mentioned he's glad when people who didn't believe in COVID died from it. Pretty sick but each to their own. I have to say I don't feel the same about the poor saps developing all these heart problems or the cancer issues exploding. I just feel sorry for them that their fellow man couldn't be arsed to have a bit more about them than to be led down a blind alley by folk proven time and again to be liars.

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk...e-harm-but-the-authorities-still-wont-listen/
https://www.express.co.uk/comment/e...cy-USA-wuhan-laboratory-man-made-virus-weapon

 

Of everything I've ever read, Covid being man made in a lab is the most utterly obvious reality in the history of mankind. That anyone could even doubt it, given what it does (attacks the nervous system, y'know, a little like the other bunch of man made viruses from China, i.e. SARS), is a bigger conspiracy. It's also incredibly obvious why they'd need to cover it up - mass panic, finance, civil war, etc. But anyone thinking or suggesting it came from ****ing bats at a food market is basically a flat earther.

 

I didn't say I was glad people had died from it, the point I was making was regarding the start of lock down, when some demented conspiracy theorists told the world it was all a government conspiracy and everyone should follow their examples, in not staying in, not using masks, not sanitising etc cos its all lies and a huge conspiracy. A large number of these people died, which disproved their conspiracy theories in the most brutal way possible.

 

I haven't had a jab like fwiw.

 

Outside McDonald’s now!

 

Wuss

 

Bald ****.

 

Not actually..I'm not luke Edwards ffs ... you're an ungrateful little fella mind ...

 

Ah Donald Trump! The one who promoted hydroxychloroquine. Explains a lot

 

I found trump highly entertaining