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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 25, 2023.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    This!
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    So you are one of these new-fangled 'accompaniment fluid' types?
     
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  3. FadgewackeR

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    I am gender fluid on my sticky toffee pudding accompaniments... certainly. But that's where it ends. I am walking along a rather tricky ridge, I agree, but I'm experienced enough not to let this take hold in other areas of my life.
     
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  4. ToonArmy1892

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    I don't like STP as i don't like raisins/Sultanas

    Chocolate sponge with custard.

    Chocolate fudge cake or chocolate brownie with ice cream AND double cream.
     
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  5. FadgewackeR

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    Dear ****ing Lord... only a Mackem would put raisins or sultanas in STP.

    The ingredient is dates, and some puddings are more coarse than others.

    Christ alive, I'm off for a sit down.

    EDIT - this post does, I think, actually confirm that you are 12 years old as suspected.
     
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  6. ToonArmy1892

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    Dates then, same thing.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Any flat earthers here?
     
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  8. FadgewackeR

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    There's one up there that thinks that dates are the same as sultanas and raisins.
     
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  9. boxheed

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    When I said ice cream was for tarts I did mean in reference to other desserts :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  10. FadgewackeR

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Yeah, yeah <laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. ToonArmy1892

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    The **** is wrong with ice cream like, it's class.
     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    Mark Toney is a geordie...
     
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  14. Rudekid

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    Christmas
     
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    Ivan's dad?
     
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  16. FadgewackeR

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    Expand, please.
     
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  17. Rudekid

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    I don't believe Mary
     
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  18. Rudekid

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    I mean Joseph really was that mate that had Lass and just had no idea
     
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  19. boxheed

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    Nowt, but the post was about sticky toffee pudding & ?
    Prefer custard
     
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  20. Delusional Full Stop

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    Fair point. I used to think there was some conspiracy as to why the 2015 Prediction League scores haven’t been updated but then just realised that the person running it is just a bone idle dosser.

    <cheers>
     
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