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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’d have a lifetime supply of Skinny Jeans. A lovely abs sexy pair of grey stretch ones.

    you?
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Steak bakes

    That'll do me
     
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    Codine tablets and lucozade. ****ing hernia op!!!
     
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    Pressure washers! Everything will be clean!
     
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    5k machinery upgrade :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  6. Rudekid

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    Eggs

    Ffs
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Assassins
     
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    Cod bites and chips :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Bounce them off Bruce's head when we're allowed back in
     
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  10. Rudekid

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    Why not wait until he's doing badly?
     
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    A self lubricating fanny that can cook.
    The wife's away.
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    They might turn rotten by then
     
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  13. Rudekid

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    He'll be here for years mate
     
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    He's a ****
     
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    I do love a bit of codeine. Mixed with a bit of naproxen and it’s a real relaxer
     
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    message for Ashley

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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Codine and white wine probably isn’t a good combination to watch the match on like. Wife’s not happy with me lol.
     
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    Craft beers for me, got 1 now that is top drawer, Loch Lomond Brewery
     
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    Water for me.

    I had 78 g of fat today and I'm ashamed of myself
     
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