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You got any kids, Ernie?

Oh, I love my own. Cared for 'em when they were growing up an' everything.

Now they just tap me for money at every opportunity.


Youngest daughter's latest wheeze?


Can you gift me a large sum of money for a house deposit?

I can lend you it at a competitive interest rate.

No you can't do that, the mortgage company sez it's gotta be a gift.


Ok, I can gift it to you so long as you gift it back to me monthly at a competitive interest rate.


Got no understanding of economics this snowflake generation.