Congratulations

But I have precious things that you need to buy.

 

I don't know what they are but

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I'll let you know mate. Trying to tie in the eggchasers, so it'll be a good trip. Will make it after the 16th then

 

Comm and a bunch of rugby morons, what could go wrong?

 

In cardiff

 

Nope - just the very well known ones that spring to mind .... reckon Charlotte would be very dirty

 

Ystradgynlais buddy

 

Some very stunning women in Cardiff of a weekend mate ... you young chaps are in for a treat

 

That's the other side of Neath to Swansea, venturing into valley territory!

Did wonder as there's not much between the two places, bar Skewen, so thought it would be there.

I'm Mumbles so if you're ever around give me a shout.

 

She is.

 

Mumbles is my drag name, obvs.

 

Yeah, clearly.

I also observed her to be taller than you'd think with big shoulders and smokes a lot of cigs, or did.

 

Yep - nice base for the Beacons and the Gower - will certainly give you a shout if we go Mumbling - done it a few time - nice fish and chips at the far end near the pier ....

 

Rumour has it that if you're in Walkabout on a Friday night and have the cash to stump up for a Jaeger Bomb she'll pull most tricks.

 

I think you mean Yallop's?

There's a better one in a back street called Johnnie's that is very, very nice.

The Cod there is superb.

 

Catherine Zeta Jones is my all-time favourite. Exudes class and sexiness.

 

My childhood crush was a Welsh girl in our school named Georgina. Strong Welsh accent. Blonde, blue-eyed and developed the good curves early. Mischievous and smart... I often wonder what happened to her after I left England behind.

 

Probably ended up in a kebab

 

Don't defile my childhood memories.

 

She's going out with Matth... which makes me seriously question the accuracy of your childhood memory.