What do you mean, the flight was yesterday ?!

Was that your porridge in the cement mixer to go with your milkI like eating milk for dinner today![]()
Well I'll be blowedIs it true that Santa Claus is Irish ?!
Come on spill the beansYou'll never guess who I just saw
Don't eat skittles the are too sugaryIt’s not all beer and skittles you know!
Especially if you're bum is facing downwindReleasing wind is healthy!

That's all not fair he's a Mr nice guyNo more for you!
Well, he said he would come back for his false teeth tomorrow