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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    What the hell, I was here first!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 17, 2017
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  2. Didley Squat

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    Local brothel advertisement.

    First served, first come!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 18, 2017
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    Should it have turned blue ? I only squeezed it for a moment.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 20, 2017
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  4. UTRs

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    God gave sausage rolls to you, he gave sausage rolls to everyone<ok>

    Quorn-Sausage-Rolls.jpg
     
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    UTRs, Aug 20, 2017
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    We built this city on sausage rolls!
     
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    UTRs, Aug 20, 2017
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  6. San Diego

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    "Why did you hang up?"
    It was the police officer
     
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    San Diego, Aug 21, 2017
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    I know I'm three days late!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 21, 2017
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Sorry to come early.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 22, 2017
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  9. San Diego

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    "I, er, um, I dropped the phone" came the unconvincing reply
     
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    San Diego, Aug 22, 2017
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 7, 2017
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  11. Didley Squat

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    I think his / her change over was a complete balls up!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 13, 2017
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    Squatty, I heard a new word today, "Urolagnia"... It sounds like a Latin word?

    I was most likely bunking off school the day they were doing Latin Squatty, so I must ask you this, what does the word "Urolagnia" mean?

    Please explain as I am proper confused now (again<doh>)...

    Is it something to do with watering your plants?
     
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    UTRs, Sep 18, 2017
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    If i go there twice today, does it mean I won't have to go there tomorrow ??
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 18, 2017
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  14. Didley Squat

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    Never heard of it, mate.
    Do you mix it?
    Do you drink it?
    I'm confused!

    Footnote - ( UTR's ........... trying to send you a PM but says your inbox is full )
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 19, 2017
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    It's full of sh1t, just like me....

    I'm not sure how to delete my inbox Tbh. I will have a go when I start work, fu+k actually doing any work. This is what the Barnsley forum is actually for, messing around when you should be finishing off those overdue invoices etc..
     
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    UTRs, Sep 19, 2017
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    "So what can I help you with?"
     
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    San Diego, Sep 19, 2017
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    Is this the way to Amarillo ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 19, 2017
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    That's a very strange bedfellow.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 19, 2017
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    How much does a Greek urn ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 19, 2017
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    How much can a Koala bear?
     
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