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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Dec 16, 2016.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I don't think two bottles of wine a night is too much.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 12, 2017
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Go ahead, make my day!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 13, 2017
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  3. San Diego

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    The two men walked in silence to the pub, neither wanting to mention what just happened.
    "Two whiskey cokes please" stammered Dave to the barman
     
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    San Diego, May 13, 2017
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Are you feeling lucky today punk?
    Well are ya?
     
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    Didley Squat, May 14, 2017
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  5. San Diego

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    "You two look like you've seen a ghost" said Arthur, the pub's landlord
     
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    San Diego, May 14, 2017
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Well I never did !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 14, 2017
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Taxi .................... to the Opera House and make it quick!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 15, 2017
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  8. San Diego

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    "Just get us the drinks please mate"
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    Don't wish your life away Arthur.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 16, 2017
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  10. San Diego

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    The barman got the drinks and left the two alone.
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    Once a Knight, always a Knight

    Twice a week is all I get.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 17, 2017
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  12. San Diego

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    Meanwhile, the man with the wheelbarrow was getting close to the pig sty, the body bouncing around listlessly as he pushed the barrow through the muddy tractor ruts.
     
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    Four quid for a pound of sausages - the thieving gits !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 17, 2017
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    why wont the pictures open for me
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 17, 2017
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  15. Didley Squat

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    There's nothing wrong with test patterns.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 18, 2017
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    "Ah my lovelies, got a special treat for you today"
    The man opened the pig sty gate and dumped the body on the ground.
     
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    San Diego, May 18, 2017
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    If only I hadn't said that
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 19, 2017
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    The pigs immediately started chewing on the body, grunting and jostling for position.
     
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  19. Didley Squat

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    If you break it, you own it!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 20, 2017
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  20. Gordon Armstrong

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    It'll fall off !
     
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