if you're born in Africa, move to Belgium and dye your hair blonde you're guaranteed to move to a top 6 team in the Premiership (via Saints)
Now there's a historical debate. Let's see, he wanted to leave and get more money? And being Saints, we weren't willing to pay him more than 36 pence a week?
Plus ever since his debut against Arsenal he hadn’t got a hat trick in every game, so he was obviously rubbish, as his subsequent career proved.
As long as it isn't Malian for mousse, so that we expect some bubbly delicious dessert...and actually get Instant Whip
Very high fee for a player in the Belgian league, but his name is an anagram of Mean Judo Poses and that sounds swell.
Hang on.... I seem to remember Mark Lawrenson calling Saints midfielders and strikers a 'Squadron of Red Arrows' as they sprinted on the counter-attack. Pretty much all of those were Jonno quick.
It’s all coming together.... grainy YouTube footage, multiple sources including the iffiest of translations which indicate the deal is imminent or that we have sent a scout to watch him, we’re struggling with his name and or a chant.... it’s got all the Saints ingredients to be a belter...!!