Confirmed (Finally): Russell Martin appointed Saints manager

Well, they do unless they can't read or don't use the internet.

 

I said ACTUALLY IS .

 

Yes and Martin is going to be our actual manager once the legal bullshit is sorted.

 

We can hope that’s what actually happens ( and I want someone in asap )

but we don’t know it will happen .

 

If it doesn’t happen I’ll eat my head.

 

Meet No7 everybody

 

Maybe he will come if Messi agrees to leave Miami and sign for us instead

 

Maybe it’s around the players we want to sign from Swansea?

 

Maybe we’ll announce our new manager plus half their squad on the same day?

 

Look on the bright side, we are not paying his wages so if we do have to pay the additional compensation we can pay for it from the savings on the payroll.

 

Do we ever do a signing in a fast and orderly manner!

 

Aren't all the players on holiday? Doubt they're that arsed at this point tbh.

You would hope it's done next week though as presumably players report back on 26th?

 

I was thinking a lot of the players have been on holiday from mid season onwards?

 

Maybe it’s because we don’t have a Saint Russell! thread set up?


Could it be that all along it’s actually been our fault ?

 

The ridiculous football calendar has some of them playing now.
Sulemana playing against Madagascar today, but he won’t lower himself to the championship

 

For his country? So he should. I hope he puts country even before Prem or Champion's League, as all players should.

 

If RM doesn’t get here quick he won’t have a squad to take over!
Be like poor Ronald K looking out his office window at the training pitch

 

Here we go, time for things to get moving...

 

Phew!
Didn’t really want RM in the first place but now I am desperate to see him holding the shirt up