Premeditated? Like it would be better if it was spontaneous? That's what a bottle of Vodka, 10 red bulls and an eighth of weed does to ya I miss those days, now I have kids, and I have to have sex with a real woman!! Dolly never plundered my wallet like the wife, and she never complained when I wanted anal
Cut someones little finger off with a hacksaw for injecting in front of a child. Wasn't just me but I had the saw.
Jeez!! Who did the cutting? Personally my first action would have been to call the Police and/or social services, but I guess Maiming works too
Many years ago I Got completely off my face in the Pheasantry club on Kings road. According to plod's evidence I came charging out of the club wearing nothing but a pair of pants carrying a young lady who was similarly attired. Went haring down the Kings Rd and then almost got run over by the old bill car. I was invited to spend the rest of the night at her majesty's pleasure. I apparently did try to 'suggest' that this wasn't necessary, but they insisted and slung me into a Black Maria. Off to the magistrates court next morning charged with D&D and assaulting a police officer. Got done on the drunk charge, but they didn't buy the old bill evidence about the assault. Luckily. They ****ing assaulted me, ffs!... ****s!...
This one time, we cut off a junkie's penis with a butter knife after we caught him injecting in front of a child. BTW I was the one holding the penis. Allegedly.
When I finger my girlfriends arse, I ALWAYS smell my finger after (sometimes during to maintain my erection).
