Confessions of a . . . .

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Magic Laudrup 11

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Driving instructor. I've not been entirely truthful with all of you. I'm not actually an engineer, but a driving instructor. Anyway, just had a bird do her test before my lunch there. She was decent looking but ****ing ****e at driving. I told her I'd let her pass if she sucked my knob so she quickly got about it without being told twice. **** me, she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe <yikes> After she had her lunch, wink wink, I booted her out the motor and told her she still failed <laugh>
 
Muir

to help her try and pass, maybe you should try and re-create the test environment, you playing the part of the examiner, and carry out sort of mock tests.

although, you might be beelin, if, as soon as getting in the car she takes your cock in her gub...."Wit di ye mean, that's whit happened in yer last ****in driving test!!!!!"
 
<laugh>

Funnily enough she says she isn't happy with the way her examinor handled the test! Not sure if it's sour grapes or what.

One things for sure, she's gonnae be a crabit bitch tonight.