Confession

[Mr Hatem]

Female advice - Correct, Kemps, recommend don’t say that, or you could find yourself wearing the Spag Bol, or worse, although I understand that hospital food isn’t too bad these days!

Back to Big Vern, we may all be doing him a bad service, he does usually chip in with transfer updates in transfer windows, obtained via the big buxom wench in the club shop? There again, no ...bullshit full of.

I miss those In The Know transfer updates.

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

I am the original essex gull.

It's true. I started the name on the old city independent site when there were such posters as amad persona and rod hull.

I feel that now the admission has been made a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

From time to time a bit of low flying bullshit makes me laugh. For that reason alone, welcome back.

I'm glad you've come clean. At long last I'll be able to get to sleep at night.

 

[Kempton]

Female advice - Correct, Kemps, recommend don’t say that, or you could find yourself wearing the Spag Bol, or worse, although I understand that hospital food isn’t too bad these days!

Back to Big Vern, we may all be doing him a bad service, he does usually chip in with transfer updates in transfer windows, obtained via the big buxom wench in the club shop? There again, no ...bullshit full of.

The irony is, I do a cracking spag bol, Tigress. I got it from Delias how to cook, Book One and Mz Kempton loved it, but she can't be arsed because it takes ages reducing the Tomatoes down. The lazy mare.

Delia also taught me how to cook perfect rice, every time.

Delias a woman, so I'm allowed to say this.

I bet you do a lovely spag bol, Tigress

 

[Red top reader]

Female advice - Correct, Kemps, recommend don’t say that, or you could find yourself wearing the Spag Bol, or worse, although I understand that hospital food isn’t too bad these days!

Back to Big Vern, we may all be doing him a bad service, he does usually chip in with transfer updates in transfer windows, obtained via the big buxom wench in the club shop? There again, no ...bullshit full of.

This maybe treading on dangerously thin ice but I’ve never met a woman that can cook as good as I can, the current miss red is awful.... microwave Millie.... she has a moto... excuse the swearing... get the ****er on the plate, as fast as possible..... back to big Vern...anyone who is that full of ****, I suppose it has to come out somewhere!!!!! The weakest point....