Off Topic Confession Thread!!

[Wooperts_duck]

Yep, this is a thread where you can confess to any thing good or preferably bad that you have done in your life.

No one will judge you however disgusting your confession may be

 

[kiwiqpr]

you beat me to it

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I will start off with the following..........

When I was still at school, my friend and I naughtily set fire to a neighbour's hedge burning it down. We ran off when the fire got out of hand, and as it was dark, we never got caught.

I can honestly say that I have NEVER done anything like that since then, well apart from trying to start a fire on a small motor boat which had drifted onto a beach near where we used to live on the mainland.

 

[Didley Squat]

I am without sin.
The Reverend Didley Squat.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I am without sin.
The Reverend Didley Squat.

Of course you are Didley..........he who casts the first stone, etc.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Come on you lot - don't be shy!

If you're too embarassed, embellish it a bit

 

[Didley Squat]

Come on you lot - don't be shy!

If you're too embarassed, embellish it a bit

I once farted in the confessional.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I once farted in the confessional.

You are forgiven Didley - just say two hail marys, or drink two bloody marys......

 

[UTRs]

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[Didley Squat]

Let the Reverend J. W. Fonsworth heal thee sinners.............

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[Didley Squat]

I made 67 adult movies over 23 years.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Did they ever find the hidden camera

 

[San Diego]

I confess to posting on this thread

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I confess to posting on this thread

Nothing to be ashamed about SD, but surely you have sinned in the past..........come on, let it flow.............man up..........tell me..........I promise I won't tell anyone else on here

 

[Didley Squat]

I must confess to drinking much free lager on the 24/7 Thread!
Make a post and grab a free beer!

 

[San Diego]

Nothing to be ashamed about SD, but surely you have sinned in the past..........come on, let it flow.............man up..........tell me..........I promise I won't tell anyone else on here

Alright, alright.......here goes.......................



































I posted here again

 

[Didley Squat]

C'om Sans, l had just got the popcorn and bubbly out to here all about it.

Talk about all worked up and nowhere to go!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

This week only, buy one confession, and get one free - yep it's BOGOF time

 

[Didley Squat]

Dear Farter!
I'm still a virgin.
Am l missing out in life?
Yours sincerely,
Johnny Floppy

 

[San Diego]

I confess to not posting here in a couple of days