Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I shinned down the drainpipe.

how are you moving to type ?

 

[saintanton]

how are you moving to type ?

I can't answer that.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

nah, gotta be nicked, no way the rightful owner is still driving it around, unless he nicked it [HASHTAG]#combineception[/HASHTAG]

I didn't think there was any countryside or farms north of the South Downs if being honest

 

[saintanton]

I didn't think there was any countryside or farms north of the South Downs if being honest

We grows a lot of these oop north to keep you gentlefolks with powerrr.

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[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

We grows a lot of these oop north to keep you gentlefolks with powerrr.

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in liverpool we drive people out to crucify them on those

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

We grows a lot of these oop north to keep you gentlefolks with powerrr.

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They some sort of parsnip or something? Never seen one of those at waitrose online...

 

[saintanton]

in liverpool we drive people out to crucify them on those

Should use yer own.

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[InBiscanWeTrust]

Should use yer own.

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Look at that beautiful countryside.... Or tree... Bush? Blade of grass?

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Should use yer own.

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yeah we drive em to those ones, as if anyone's walking ... got to drag the victim behind the car on the way

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Look at that beautiful countryside.... Or tree... Bush? Blade of grass?

the sea is our countryside

 

[saintanton]

Look at that beautiful countryside.... Or tree... Bush? Blade of grass?

City, innit?
One of those things that made you southern spongers rich.

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

City, innit?
One of those things that made you southern spongers rich.

the smugness goes when we're all out on our speedboats and yachts on the weekend

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

hang on isn't builder rob the lad who ploughs fiona's arse?

or is that someone else?

No. He was ****ing Denice's niece, but it cost him a ****ing fortune

 

[saintanton]

No. He was ****ing Denice's niece, but it cost him a ****ing fortune

Darred be de great niece den?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Darred be de great niece den?

[HASHTAG]#convoluted[/HASHTAG]

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

No. He was ****ing Denice's niece, but it cost him a ****ing fortune

She's a whore then?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

She's a whore then?

Not overtly. She just takes him to the cleaners with presents.

 

[Zingy]

Wonder what the toilets at the Cheese are like

 

[luvgonzo]

@Zingy like in Trainspotting.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Not overtly. She just takes him to the cleaners with presents.

That's his choice and own stupidity then. She better be good in bed.