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moreinjuredthanowen said:
**** no the fat ****ing cow.

long story but this hidden ginger (hair dye) has gradually moved in here cos the teenager has basically had them over far too much and i've been whining about it.

I am hoping that the teenager who is starting a new job this week will have less time on their hands so this live in friend goes and ****s off.
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Is this a friend of your kid?? If so tell them to get the **** out of the door and tell your kid it's hard line. It's your ****ing house!!
 
RedLadSonofAnfield said:
Is this a friend of your kid?? If so tell them to get the **** out of the door and tell your kid it's hard line. It's your ****ing house!!
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The tears...oh the tears.... they are all fake though

I've got a choice sex or annoy the missus Cos she's soft

Still the news is the kids job is working on 3rd day... no live in lodger since
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
The tears...oh the tears.... they are all fake though

I've got a choice sex or annoy the missus Cos she's soft

Still the news is the kids job is working on 3rd day... no live in lodger since
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Can charge rent now

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You will now be able to upgrade your axe to one that can chop carrots and then plant on your land, just a thought
 
SHE'S GONE!!! The thieving barmaid finally pushed it too far, apparently and got sacked on Sunday night. She called Denice a '****', amongst other things. However, it's odds-on who the replacement will be and it aint good ****ing news. It'll probably be the wife of the utter **** who puts George Formby, the Muppets and even Queen on the jukie and threatens me for putting Neil Young on. She's a piss-head, probably a thief and defo a **** as well. You can't ****ing win <doh>

In other news, I took a Vietnamese-American guy who I placed with a manc-based client out for a meal last night. Went to the Yang Sing in Chinatown. His job is business development director - USA. What a boring ****ing twat. Doesn't ;listen to music, doesn't read outside of scientific publications and doesn't like sport. Needless to say, I didn't get anywhere German grannies. Final nail in his coffin - HE DOESN'T DRINK <yikes> It was like watching a massive vat of paint dry. How can you have someone so utterly boring in a sales role?
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
SHE'S GONE!!! The thieving barmaid finally pushed it too far, apparently and got sacked on Sunday night. She called Denice a '****', amongst other things. However, it's odds-on who the replacement will be and it aint good ****ing news. It'll probably be the wife of the utter **** who puts George Formby, the Muppets and even Queen on the jukie and threatens me for putting Neil Young on. She's a piss-head, probably a thief and defo a **** as well. You can't ****ing win <doh>

In other news, I took a Vietnamese-American guy who I placed with a manc-based client out for a meal last night. Went to the Yang Sing in Chinatown. His job is business development director - USA. What a boring ****ing twat. Doesn't ;listen to music, doesn't read outside of scientific publications and doesn't like sport. Needless to say, I didn't get anywhere German grannies. Final nail in his coffin - HE DOESN'T DRINK <yikes> It was like watching a massive vat of paint dry. How can you have someone so utterly boring in a sales role?
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Ntohing wrong with Queen or the Muppets!
 
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