That's a ****ing howlerYou'll simply have to be more careful with those prosthetics, the NHS won't give you many
That's a ****ing howlerYou'll simply have to be more careful with those prosthetics, the NHS won't give you many

I went to a quiz tonight. First time I've been since the pub I used to go to went tits up.
Just thought you'd all like to know.![]()
On a sicky today. Not coronavirusFighting in Lidl earlier, apparently
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me tooTook me three hours to pluck up the energy to gho to the supermarket yesterday. I knew how busy it was and I don't like people so...
me too
and when you get there you find there is nowt left to buy .
No more trips to The Cheese for a while mate.The unit went to Lidl after the fighting. Bought essentials like ale for me. No baked beans, so she bought a couple of sausage and beans. This bloke walked up next to her and picked up.2 trays of the ****ers
What the ****?
The unit went to Lidl after the fighting. Bought essentials like ale for me. No baked beans, so she bought a couple of sausage and beans. This bloke walked up next to her and picked up.2 trays of the ****ers
What the ****?
Shops should restrict the number of things one person can take at times like this. It's obvious that it's stockpiling, and extremely selfish.The unit went to Lidl after the fighting. Bought essentials like ale for me. No baked beans, so she bought a couple of sausage and beans. This bloke walked up next to her and picked up.2 trays of the ****ers
What the ****?
In there now. He's staying open even if told to shut down.No more trips to The Cheese for a while mate.
Stay strong.
In there now. He's staying open even if told to shut down.
You can barricade yourselves in - live on Carling and pork scratchings for the foreseeable....In there now. He's staying open even if told to shut down.

Don't do scratchings any more. Not good for your healthYou can barricade yourselves in - live on Carling and pork scratchings for the foreseeable....![]()
Don't do scratchings any more. Not good for your health
Unlike the elixir of life that is Carling!
Smashed the ****ing quiz last night. Won by 14 clear points against three other teams. There was a forced ejection mid-way through, when the fish staggered in pissed and kicked off. Fighting in Lidl over food. Baccy Dave can't get Amber Leaf any more, but he's not put the price of his bog rolls up yet. Th world's gone ****ing mad 