One thing's for sure ... I won't be wearing my brand new white trainers when that happens
Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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Something must have gone seriously wrong to have heavy Blancmange .
any sort of mange isn't great to be honest
Blancmange as in the 80s synth band 
I went with my BS mate who's a bit of a drugs monster! I pre-rolled 3 spliffs and his had his cannabis oil vapouriser. We met in Warrington at 2.00 pm and had a couple of pints before getting the train to Liverpool. We had several in the Crown and ham, egg chips and peas, which cost a fiver 
We then made our way down to Seel Street . They were on in the Arts Club, a smallish venue. We say outside a boozer about 50 yards from the venue and started on the vape - it's ****ing strong. After a few, we decided to go inside. It was pretty busy, but we managed to find a high table that wasn't reserved until 7.00 pm.
My mate had gone for a slash, and this ugly young woman came up to me and asked if there was anyone sitting at the 2 other stools at our table. I ummed and arred and then allowed them to sit down. They were both from Sunderland and were dykes, but they were a really good laugh. I went for a piss and when I came back and sat down. my mate said "Swallow that". I asked him what it was and he just said "Swallow it". It was an MDMA bomb
The dykes had provided it. My mate bought one of them a cocktail and I bought the other a pint. They then have us another one each. ****ing hell, that was one weird gig How the ****ing hell I managed to get home I have no idea, but I did 
So a great weekend up to those ****s snatching it last night 
I went with my BS mate who's a bit of a drugs monster! I pre-rolled 3 spliffs and his had his cannabis oil vapouriser. We met in Warrington at 2.00 pm and had a couple of pints before getting the train to Liverpool. We had several in the Crown and ham, egg chips and peas, which cost a fiver We then made our way down to Seel Street . They were on in the Arts Club, a smallish venue. We say outside a boozer about 50 yards from the venue and started on the vape - it's ****ing strong. After a few, we decided to go inside. It was pretty busy, but we managed to find a high table that wasn't reserved until 7.00 pm.My mate had gone for a slash, and this ugly young woman came up to me and asked if there was anyone sitting at the 2 other stools at our table. I ummed and arred and then allowed them to sit down. They were both from Sunderland and were dykes, but they were a really good laugh. I went for a piss and when I came back and sat down. my mate said "Swallow that". I asked him what it was and he just said "Swallow it". It was an MDMA bomb
The dykes had provided it. My mate bought one of them a cocktail and I bought the other a pint. They then have us another one each. ****ing hell, that was one weird gig How the ****ing hell I managed to get home I have no idea, but I did So a great weekend up to those ****s snatching it last night
Glad the French woman concert went well!
I saw this morning Denver moving to legalise magic mushrooms. Makes sense since they're the most harmless drug you could possibly find. Wonder if will follow the path of mj and spread across the country being legalised.
Of course none of it will make it to SC... We only legalised getting a tattoo a decade ago...
I saw this morning Denver moving to legalise magic mushrooms. Makes sense since they're the most harmless drug you could possibly find. Wonder if will follow the path of mj and spread across the country being legalised.
Of course none of it will make it to SC... We only legalised getting a tattoo a decade ago...
Shortly to be the owner of a senior railcard. What the ****'s it come to? Final free on BT Sport for the deranged ****s who don't to be in an alehouse.
Big match for Warrington Town v King's ****ing Lynn today. Winner gets promoted. Cheese is full of ****s I've never seen before. No Fosters, so every **** is drinking my Carling. Only 2 twatting kegs left. ****ing tools. AND the village idiot has just sat right next to me. World of ****e.
flick your spliff on his forehead
although if you smoke green be no rocks ffs
your personal carling..... as in they only stock the two kegs a day for you alone?
You could run out by match tomorrow mate... no good
Did your daughter teach at this place?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...emale-teacher-kisses-PUPIL-train-journey.html