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[Red Hadron Collider]

Been to Mexico, but not Mexico City. Hagglers everywhere, don't pay full price for anything. Don't piss off the drug dealers... They're rather brutal in Mexico.

Generally it is considered a polite greeting as a foreigner if you tell everyone "Tu Madre es una puta" when you greet them.

That sounds as though it could possibly mean 'Your mother is a whore'?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

That sounds as though it could possibly mean 'Your mother is a whore'?

Whores are greatly respected in Mexico.

 

[Zanjinho]

Been to Mexico, but not Mexico City. Hagglers everywhere, don't pay full price for anything. Don't piss off the drug dealers... They're rather brutal in Mexico.

Generally it is considered a polite greeting as a foreigner if you tell everyone "Tu Madre es una puta" when you greet them.

What if you've never met their mother?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Ok... So I don't speak much Spanish but I used Google translate to help come up with a travel phrase guide for @Red Hadron Collider this should convey 90% of what he needs to communicate in Mexico.


Gob ****:
caca de la boca

****stain:
mancha de masturbación

**** hound:
perro de la masturbación

**** wit:
ingenio sexual

May I pee in your bum please:
puedo orinar en tu culo por favor

Bar steward:
camarero

It's called a bap not a cob:
se llama un 'bap' no una 'mazorca'

A pint of Carling please:
una pinta de orina de caballo por favor

My dad is the Pope not a potato:
mi papá es el Papa, no una papa

Please call a doctor I just fell down the stairs:
por favor llame a un doctor, solo me caí por las escaleras

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Only got an hour at Schipol as it is Do I use the hip and knee replacement card?

absolutely...that's very short for your bags as well

you need assistance getting between gates there unless.you.are.very.lucky

 

[Tobes]

absolutely...that's very short for your bags as well

you need assistance getting between gates there unless.you.are.very.lucky

If he’s flying KLM that’s plenty of time and he won’t have to retrieve his bags anyway as they’ll be automatically transferred.

 

[Zanjinho]

Ok... So I don't speak much Spanish but I used Google translate to help come up with a travel phrase guide for @Red Hadron Collider this should convey 90% of what he needs to communicate in Mexico.


Gob ****:
caca de la boca

****stain:
mancha de masturbación

**** hound:
perro de la masturbación

**** wit:
ingenio sexual

May I pee in your bum please:
puedo orinar en tu culo por favor

Bar steward:
camarero

It's called a bap not a cob:
se llama un 'bap' no una 'mazorca'

A pint of Carling please:
una pinta de orina de caballo por favor

My dad is the Pope not a potato:
mi papá es el Papa, no una papa

Please call a doctor I just fell down the stairs:
por favor llame a un doctor, solo me caí por las escaleras

Do you feel it was worth the effort?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Do you feel it was worth the effort?

I'm a helpful human being. Always worth helping out

 

[saintanton]

What if you've never met their mother?

You'd be the only one that hasn't.

 

[saintanton]

If he’s flying KLM that’s plenty of time and he won’t have to retrieve his bags anyway as they’ll be automatically transferred.

And sent to Bahrain.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

If he’s flying KLM that’s plenty of time and he won’t have to retrieve his bags anyway as they’ll be automatically transferred.

if there's an hour max between any delay and the bag is in trouble.

long taxi etc.

any airport and less than 45mins turn round = bag at risk.


hopefully it's Klm to klm and same gate group..

I have had to do gates in a and run to gate in d.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

if there's an hour max between any delay and the bag is in trouble.

long taxi etc.

any airport and less than 45mins turn round = bag at risk.


hopefully it's Klm to klm and same gate group..

I have had to do gates in a and run to gate in d.

Not fanboy again

 

[Tobes]

if there's an hour max between any delay and the bag is in trouble.

long taxi etc.

any airport and less than 45mins turn round = bag at risk.


hopefully it's Klm to klm and same gate group..

I have had to do gates in a and run to gate in d.

I doubt he’d be going to Schiphol if it wasn’t KLM.

I’ve transferred there a couple of times and never had a problem with relatively tight turnarounds. They factor the taxi times into arrival times btw. As long as he doesn’t decide to go hunting for a place to smoke and wants to down a couple of pints he’ll be sound

 

[Solid Air]

absolutely...that's very short for your bags as well

you need assistance getting between gates there unless.you.are.very.lucky

your faith in the "mobility assistance" is quite touched touching.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

your faith in the "mobility assistance" is quite touched touching.

I will admit you are far better off bro g first off air plane than having to sit like a open for ages til some gobshites deigns to come on board and grope you into a crap chair

 

[Solid Air]

I will admit you are far better off bro g first off air plane than having to sit like a open for ages til some gobshites deigns to come on board and grope you into a crap chair

well its not all bad i suppose if you get a complementary grope out of it
having had practical experience of this sort of stuff my advise is if at all possible do it yourself as relying on others is a very dangerous route.

 

[lfcpower]

I will admit you are far better off bro g first off air plane than having to sit like a open for ages til some gobshites deigns to come on board and grope you into a crap chair

Does not compute

[HASHTAG]#supercomputer[/HASHTAG]

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I doubt he’d be going to Schiphol if it wasn’t KLM.

I’ve transferred there a couple of times and never had a problem with relatively tight turnarounds. They factor the taxi times into arrival times btw. As long as he doesn’t decide to go hunting for a place to smoke and wants to down a couple of pints he’ll be sound

Who? Me?

 

[saintanton]

I doubt he’d be going to Schiphol if it wasn’t KLM.

I’ve transferred there a couple of times and never had a problem with relatively tight turnarounds. They factor the taxi times into arrival times btw. As long as he doesn’t decide to go hunting for a place to smoke and wants to down a couple of pints he’ll be sound

Therein lies the fatal flaw in the plan.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Therein lies the fatal flaw in the plan.

"Who? Me? I already commented.

I won't bother as I won't have time. I'll have a nicotine patch on anyway