Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Zanjinho]

KFC last night...















...IBS this morning!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

A weekend ticket for the "festival" is £105, plus £22 parking. The ticket site has only 1 review and that is 1 star. Apparently left by a local complaining about the difficulty for local people buying early bird tickets. His review name is "Grumpy Middle Aged Lad".

Now I am not suggesting he may be a Cheese regular, but his frustration may be vented on other forums as a general moan about the event.

It's not me. I have no desire to witness any of that ****e.

 

[jenners04]

It's not me. I have no desire to witness any of that ****e.

We know it's not you.

He said middle aged, not dozy old ****

 

[saintanton]

A weekend ticket for the "festival" is £105, plus £22 parking. The ticket site has only 1 review and that is 1 star. Apparently left by a local complaining about the difficulty for local people buying early bird tickets. His review name is "Grumpy Middle Aged Lad".

Now I am not suggesting he may be a Cheese regular, but his frustration may be vented on other forums as a general moan about the event.

Popular then.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Popular then.

Apparently there are 25,000 going on both days Preparations for shafting the revelers are well underway

 

[Zingy]

So my youngest finally get her wish to go to Guatemala She's spending just over a month there before going back to Mexico. She's currently at a very beautiful place. Lake Atitlan is a large mountain lake 330 m deep formed in the caldera of a volcano. The images on the net look ****ing stunning. She just needs to watch out for the cartels

Does she wanna meet up with me in Costa Rica or Nicaragua? Spare bed goin.

 

[Zingy]

A weekend ticket for the "festival" is £105, plus £22 parking. The ticket site has only 1 review and that is 1 star. Apparently left by a local complaining about the difficulty for local people buying early bird tickets. His review name is "Grumpy Middle Aged Lad".

Now I am not suggesting he may be a Cheese regular, but his frustration may be vented on other forums as a general moan about the event.

Middle aged rules him out. [HASHTAG]#oldasfuck[/HASHTAG]

 

[Garlic Klopp]

Does she wanna meet up with me in Costa Rica or Nicaragua? Spare bed goin.

The answer is probably "no", with a string of expletives. Her Dad does not want to see her walking like she has just been horse riding for several weeks without a break

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Does she wanna meet up with me in Costa Rica or Nicaragua? Spare bed goin.

Why would she use the spare bed if she can share yours? All women want to walk a pirate's plank and have their booty raided.

 

[Zingy]

Why would she use the spare bed if she can share yours?

Sorry, I meant a spare side of the bed.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Sorry, I meant a spare side of the bed.

That's better.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Sorry, I meant a spare side of the bed.

You meant you will kick talula out for a couple nights to make room for her

 

[saintanton]

Does she wanna meet up with me in Costa Rica or Nicaragua? Spare bed goin.

You following her to the Caribbean?
Must be love.



[HASHTAG]#stalker[/HASHTAG]

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

She has too much class. She is my daughter after all.

 

[jenners04]

She has too much class. She is my daughter after all.

DO you set them up on purpose

Or the carling completely ****ed your brain up

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

DO you set them up on purpose

Or the carling completely ****ed your brain up

Too many ****ing pervs on here.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Too many ****ing pervs on here.

At least you know you can trust them with IBWT.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

At least you know you can trust them with IBWT.

Just a different type of perv

 

[Zanjinho]

Too many ****ing pervs on here.

Pot. Black. And erm... kettle

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Is there something wrong with being a pervert?