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The rugmuncher barmaid has started causing trouble. She pissed me off on Sunday before the match. I'd just finished my first pint when the deaf and dumb crew came in en masse. I asked her to do me a quick pint before she started on them and she apparently ignored me. Haley, an off-duty barmaid, then came in. I asked her to pull me one, but she' has to be 'logged on' to serve. The rugmuncher then said "There's a queue. Wait your turn". Terry, the new landlord then went behind the bar and served me straight away, knowing where his bread was ****ing buttered.

Yesterday evening, I was in there waiting for my eldest to arrive. There were 4 yobs in there putting ****e on the jukebox, which was too loud for that ****, but I let it go. A little later, Scots Gary game in, who loves his ****ing music and by and large has decent taste. When the **** finished, he went over and stuck 8 tracks on. Half way through the second track, the rugmuncher turned the volume down, putting Gary's back up. He asked her why she turned it down and she said she couldn't hear customers properly. Gary asked her how she was managing when the previous **** was on. She told him not to be rude and he said "You're here to serve beer, not piss about with the volume". She then said she wasn't serving him unless he apologised, which just wasn't going to happen. He puts a lot of money over that bar. I'm not a grass, but I'm going to have to have a word about her ****ty attitude and that of her dyke girlfriend, who also, somewhat militantly, got involved. ****ers.
 
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Red Hadron Collider said:
The rugmuncher barmaid has started causing trouble. She pissed me off on Sunday before the match. I'd just finished my first pint when the deaf and dumb crew came in en masse. I asked her to do me a quick pint before she started on them and she apparently ignored me. Haley, an off-duty barmaid, then came in. I asked her to pull me one, but she' has to be 'logged on' to serve. The rugmuncher then said "There's a queue. Wait your turn". Terry, the new landlord then went behind the bar and served me straight away, knowing where his bread was ****ing buttered.

Yesterday evening, I was in there waiting for my eldest to arrive. There were 4 yobs in there putting ****e on the jukebox, which was too loud for that ****, but I let it go. A little later, Scots Gary game in, who loves his ****ing music and by and large has decent taste. When the **** finished, he went over and stuck 8 tracks on. Half way through the second track, the rugmuncher turned the volume down, putting Gary's back up. He asked her why she turned it down and she said she couldn't hear customers properly. Gary asked her how she was managing when the previous **** was on. She told him not to be rude and he said "You're hear to serve beer, not piss about with the volume". She then said she wasn't serving him unless he apologised, which just wasn't going to happen. He puts a lot of money over that bar. I'm not a grass, but I'm going to have to have a word about her ****ty attitude and that of her dyke girlfriend, who also, somewhat militantly, got involved. ****ers.
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oh dear....

barmaid 101.. don't piss off the regulars.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
THERE'S A CARD MACHINE IN THE CHEESE NOW <yikes>
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Surely since most of the people in there are on the run from the po-po they'll only use cash so they can't be tracked. Must only be for the tourists.



/ Can't remember when I last carried enough cash for beer and tip in my pocket on a regular basis. Tend to take card machines everywhere for granted.
 
My Fair Milky said:
Surely since most of the people in there are on the run from the po-po they'll only use cash so they can't be tracked. Must only be for the tourists.



/ Can't remember when I last carried enough cash for beer and tip in my pocket on a regular basis. Tend to take card machines everywhere for granted.
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I wouldn't really class myself as a tourist <laugh>
 
My Fair Milky said:
Surely since most of the people in there are on the run from the po-po they'll only use cash so they can't be tracked. Must only be for the tourists.



/ Can't remember when I last carried enough cash for beer and tip in my pocket on a regular basis. Tend to take card machines everywhere for granted.
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:emoticon-0136-giggl
 
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