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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    my advice is bring lube as at some stage this will end up in a live sex show...
     
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  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    One man's legend is another man's myth <ok>
     
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  3. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    The stag/hen night or this thread?
     
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  4. I would suggest RHC recording it and posting it on here but I'm not convinced he even knows what a phone is <laugh>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    unless this is going gay there are nor never will be women on this thread (not including minxy of course) therefore i mean a stag and hen night i nthe same classy joint with strippers.
     
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  6. Hornet...? Wishi...? You...?
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    wish i has not been on this site in 2 years let alone this thread and i do not know this honret of which you speak.. have they ever posted on the cheese?
     
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  8. Of those I listed, there is only yourself that has visited this thread. not sure Minxy as either btw
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pretty sure she has.
     
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  10. Can't check who as posted how many times on this new site :(
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    £100 on it? See you in the Cheese <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Saint and gonzo will tell you I know what a phone is. I haven't got the foggiest how to post pics though <laugh>
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Pay the transport costs and you're on.
     
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  14. Maybe you should bet the transport cost? Loser pays <whistle>
     
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  15. Tobes

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    I think it'd technically be a gay meet, as he's going to have to show you his wang to collect his dosh.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    dunno but she knows rhc.. and to know hims is to know the cheese.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ok so....

    here is a suggestion.

    You text the picture to Luv... he posts it.

    this has many side benefits..

    1. Luv's wife will check his phone and divorce him.

    2. we will finally see the slum.. sorry venue.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I think we would all be losers...
     
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  19. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    It would be interesting explaining it to the wife (m).

    "BTW love, I won't be here next weekend. I'm flying to Warrington to go to a combined stag/hen party in a dive for people I don't know to see a bloke off the interent do a strip show for either the ladies or the men depending on the fanny and document whether or not he has a hammerhead penis. But don't worry, with any luck it'll turn into a live sex show that I can video and post on a football forum. And if he has a normal penis, I get the transport costs paid and a hundred quid! Have fun with the kids!"
     
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  20. #standardgermanweekend
     
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