It makes it sound like the trippiest most fun thread of all time when in reality it's about how rhc doesn't like so many people in the pub and he does quiz nights now.
It's all gotten much tamer now, hasn't it. Now it's all dogs and how much the takings were. It's a far cry from the topless sambuca nights and defecation threesomes of yesteryear.
Usually by now though in long running shows they have to kill off a major reoccurring character to maintain the suspense and drama in the show. You know what to do next time you see Rob the Builder, RHC. Don't think of it as murder, think of it as a ratings boost.
Yeah, the jail thing is always the go to for coronation street. And emmerdale is always killing folk. Maybe the cheese needs some more full on shades of gray ****
Of course, you need to decide where to hide the body, somewhere no one ever goes so it won't be found... How about the Etihad?
Maybe someone should fall down the beer cellar and drown in the Carling then the rotting flesh makes the beer taste better but they all become flesh eating zombies or something.
Scots Jimmy died about 5 months ago. He was a stalwart. Rob the Builder doesn't show his face in there any more, which is no great loss. He was paid for repairs he did on the pub roof, but he's ****ed it up
Have a look at the Cheshire Cheese on Trip Advisor. It's getting 5 star ratings following the festival weekend Things really have changed
