Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I mean when he told us about the rubber nun suit and the water sports it got a bit dodgy but nobody keeled over so each confessional I I suppose what it is.

 

Baccy Dave?............same fella?

 

Yeah, theres the ex SAS lad too and the lad with the baseball bat and the gobshite who messes with the jukie.

The funny thing is none of them died of the covid.

Best damned bubble in the uk.

 

tbh i'm **** with names just remember a Hi Vis fella

 

Rob the builder, who is apparently very boring.

Was it Jennifer the barmaid from the Cheese be wanted to shag?

Also some chick in the grange he wanted to shag.

And Denise's rottweiler that he wanted to shag.

And the dolphins in Mexico that shagged him.

 

No no.

It was fiona's bumming.

Fi fi fo fum
Is still in fiona's bum.

Or some such. She was made for that stuff.

I thought rob the builder was her husband and hit someone with a bat and was going down for it.

It was another barmaid from the Grange that was looking for the hammerhead (tm)

And denise had a growler right enough and showed it off every sambuca night.

 

Fiona! That's right! Who is Jennifer, or wasn't there a Jennifer? Was Jennifer at the grange?

 

Julie! Julie was at the grange. I knew it started with a J.

 

God knows.

All the soap operas melt into one after a time.

Weve had the jail birds, the affairs, the scandals, drugs and bad music, dramas and pub quizzes

Who knows.

 

I missed the dolphin - did it take his spot at the bar?

 

No it got all rapey when he was down in Mexico on hold with his daughter.

 

Yeah - I'd forgotten that one, but it's coming back to me now.
I prefer my scenario though.

 

The dolphin hit "his spot" with its bar.

 

Well it was.an image that took it's time leaving us all tbh.

 

There's a few of them

 

Does it involve office vampire lesbians?

 

Doesn't everything?

 

Damn, I had forgot about the lesbian vampires.

 

This last page is a right trip down memory lane