Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

The Cheese was ****ing heaving all weekend, so it's been a massive payday for Alex. He deserves it after all he's done both inside and outside the pub and for dealing with the massive blow that covid inflicted when he was only 6 months into his tenure.

The Festivites were very well behaved by and large and didn't make too much mess at the pub. The weather was also good all weekend, so it meant it wasn't ridiculously rammed inside all the time. As suspected, there were some very horny women in there of all ages. Obviously some horrorbags as well Hats off to the council as well for making sure the streets and litter bins were kept clean throughout the weekend. At one stage on Saturday, the water supply packed up and Alex actually closed the pub, only to reopen 2 minutes later when the supply was restored. That would have been a disaster! I'll update you on how much her took over the weekend tomorrow, but I'm delighted for him.

 

just update us on how many women got taken (and where)

 

Minimum of £15,000 in three days

 

All quiet on the Cheesy front again now. Pretty much the usual suspects with a couple of new faces. Quiz night tonight. Won last week. It was the music quiz and happily my eldest daughter was involved, which was extremely helpful with the modern ****. She's giving it a miss tonight, so **** knows. It's really taken off though. Usually 7 or 8 teams which makes the kitty worth winning. Makes for a ****ing crowded pub though

 

That sounds like the Italian maggot cheese more than the Cheshire Cheese.

 

So what is this place? Can someone summarise the last 731 pages in a sentence?

 

RHC goes to the pub, RHC drinks carling, RHC does drugs, RHC falls down and needs new hips and knees, RHC gets involved in watersports.

 

Somewhat simplistic, MITO

It's my local boozer mate. Just google Cheshire Cheese, Latchford. It used to be a den of iniquity. It's more normal now. If you start at the beginning, you'll get the general idea

 

Red Hadron Collider has never really subscribed to the concept of internet anonymity. The Cheshire Cheese is the name of the pub he frequents, and we are frequently regaled with the exploits of its denizens.

 

Oh, so its like a confessional.

 

We are mothers maiden name away from stealing his identity tbh.

 

Did I forget to mention the illicit goods and services and sambuca nights?

Oops.

 

ah the good old days of yore .

 

It's like bingo. I've got the mother's maiden name, I'm waiting on his place of birth...

 

We have that and birth data and first and last name, and address. the gate incident gave us quite a bit of info.

we also have both daughters names and place of work.

 

Combine harvesters, snails and friendly dolphins, sometimes near Warrington, sometimes in Mexico

 

and Hi vis Dave

 

I logged in from several different IP addresses and gave the daughter teacher 5 star reviews. . My good deed for the decade.

 

I forgot the hot prodded combine and the really friendly snails.

 

After three priests died of heart attacks during his regular confessional and a fourth committed suicide by drowning himself in the holy water, RHC decided to come here instead.