Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Property I would imagine, not sure how the £250k is paid but if it is monthly instalments (tax free don't forget!) then it wouldn't be problem to slowly build a small empire of gaffs to rent out while the occupants pay your mortgages off.

15 years down the line, sell the lot and **** off in to the sunset.

 

So you've already retired several times then

 

Thats how I was thinking too. No better investment than bricks and mortar Buy enough houses and the rental income would be enough to live on anyway. And as you say, sell the lot when the retirement day comes.

Thing is, I'm not a greedy person so I'd probably not invest at all. I'd be sensible with it. Sure, I'd buy the nice house and flash car but I wouldn't blow it all, I'd save a lot of it and probably carry on working part-time to keep busy. It doesn't take long for the mind to go to pot if you're not doing anything worthwhile.

 

I'm very sensible with money so it would be used very wisely for the future.

I have mates who drive me ****ing insane when it comes to cash and how stupid they are with it

 

'Drop' is very different to 'fall'

 

Way too ****ing late for you

 

If someone were to hit someone else and knock them out, I would say they had dropped that person

#potentialnewdiscussion

 

Yet I'm about the only one on here that doesn't do pot #yankism

 

Rob the Builder's rich!

 

TBF, it could be nearly all the attendees since that's how RHC describes most of them

 

Fair point, but it's not him. It's more his father that's rich. There was him and two other ****s talking about building the other night. Debbie turned round to me and whispered "Have you ever heard such boring ****? What's wrong with the ****s?"

 

I'm going to regret asking this, but - who's Debbie again?

 

I've never mentioned her before She's Steve Carter's partner, who's also a boring twat. She loves a drink and a smoke, manager of a bookies and I would when pissed. Steve's a plasterer, though, so there'd be too much risk of personal injury involved

 

Steve go by bubba?

 

So to summarize: All the men in the Cheese are boring, and all the women you would at some point of inebriation?

 

#standard

 

Fair enough.

 

Not true on either count.

 

250k a year for 15 years? Sounds good to me

 

Could be a footballer and get £250k a week for 15 years (ish).



And still whinge and want more.