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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    It must have been evolutionary biology.

    RTB: "You see Red, homo ergaster and homo neanderthalis never had the extreme punctuation of cartilage in their outer ear. They had to carry their tools in their hands at all times. But we have evolved so that we can now store our tools behind our ears like this, ey! ey! This frees our hands up to do other tasks. Truly homo sapien is the true embodiment of evolution."
    RHC: "The only homo here is you."
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> The rights and wrongs of smoking being banned in pubs. Even he doesn't bring building up with me. He knows the ****ing score. Everybody else gets it, though <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That would have involved me being invited outside once gain <laugh>
     
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  4. Was you talking to him outside then? <whistle>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, I weren't <doh> <whistle>
     
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    I know some that still do that.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>


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  8. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Another ten thousand years of evolution and we will be able to carry 24v power drills behind our ears, not just pencils.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Wasn't FFS <doh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Tit. See what I was replying to before jumping in with your blue size 10s <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>


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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    5 inches! <whistle>

    Has he stopped inviting you outside now then? He's forgiven you?

    <whistle>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In answer to Gerrez, the tab is just short of £50.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Full update on the Fi-anal on Monday.

    Come on you Reds. Get those BD twatted <ok>

    See you soon, boys.
     
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  16. Magic Ted

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    Jesus ****ing Christ <laugh>
     
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  17. Tobes

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    I hope you get to bum tonight and then get bummed tomorrow <laugh>

    Have a good weekend you w**khound <ok>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Have been up and down the M56/M6 today... was so close to taking one of the Warrington exits to go and have an end of week pint in the real deal.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well I'm off to the beach! Enjoy your *ahem* "beach" tonight! <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You should have done it.

    The analing didn't happen. She did pour her heart out to me and I'm certain I could do her if I wanted. I really can't do it to Vic, though.

    In other news, Denice's Rottweiler bit her on Thursday evening. Her son shot her with a pellet gun twice, hitting her on her left tit and arm. She went upstairs found the gun and shot him, the dog jumping up and sinking her teeth into Denice's arm. What the **** are they doing shooting each other with a ****ing pellet gun? <yikes> <laugh>
     
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