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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Soaring in the mountains, one coming very close to the coach we were on.

    Sounds like you've shagged one or two in your time <laugh>
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Yeah I have had plenty of scratches on my back <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They were shagging you? <yikes> Better Call Biscan <laugh>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Earlier TIL 2/3 of all sexual assaults are not reported within the first 6 months.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They are amongst the younger generation.
     
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    Huh?
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    The word assaults missing after sexual. <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wha? <yikes>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <badger>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** off <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can't remember if I mentioned this and I'm not reading back. One of the days on the beach, a youngish Mexican couple walked past us - probably late 20s / early 30s. We did the usual Ola thing and he said "Ingleterre?". When I said Si, he asked whereabouts. I'd already bollocked my youngest for saying near Manchester a couple of times, so I said "Liverpool". He said "The city that gave us the Beatles and Liverpool FC". He then showed me the inside of his right arm, which had the lyrics to 'I am the Walrus' tattooed on it. On a little beach in Mexico, of all places <laugh> Our influence is everywhere <ok>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    stoners.....
     
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    Run and jump is quicker <ok>
     
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    A bit disappointing, I was expecting a "You'll Never Walk Alone" tattoo...
     
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    I was hoping for "**** United".
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nearky bought a wrist band saying **** Trump <laugh>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got several texts and photos from my youngest last night. They went to the ****ing mushroom village without me. I've got a picture of her and her boyfriend with the shaman. How could they go without me? <grr>
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Probably knew you would fall over somehow on way and spoil their fun :bandit:
     
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