So she’s taller than you then?Mid - late 40s. Very tanned. Died, curly auburn hair. Tits about 36D. Great arse. About 5' 7''

Sorry mate couldn’t resist lol.
Sounds like a wid, someone defo needs to teach you how to post pics though.
So she’s taller than you then?Mid - late 40s. Very tanned. Died, curly auburn hair. Tits about 36D. Great arse. About 5' 7''

You've already said you never read posts all the way through.
I have to run MITO’s through a dyslexic translation app.If its interesting or i can be arsed I do but I'll still moan about long posts, especially MITO's as they're particularly boring
Nah, that'd spoil it.So she’s taller than you then?
Sorry mate couldn’t resist lol.
Sounds like a wid, someone defo needs to teach you how to post pics though.
So she’s taller than you then?
Sorry mate couldn’t resist lol.
Sounds like a wid, someone defo needs to teach you how to post pics though.

So she’s taller than you then?
Sorry mate couldn’t resist lol.
Sounds like a wid, someone defo needs to teach you how to post pics though.

Haha, is it all sound now? No sticks or limp etc?I'm actually about 1.5'' taller since the knees got fettled![]()
Haha, is it all sound now? No sticks or limp etc?
Is it right you can’t kneel down when you’ve got a metal knee?
;Haha, is it all sound now? No sticks or limp etc?
Is it right you can’t kneel down when you’ve got a metal knee?

I'd not seen Rachel for 3 weeks until last night. The last time I saw her at the Cheese, it was the day before my eldest returned from Dubai. So I told her she'd have to come in and meet her on the Saturday. She said she'd try. She didn't some in before we had to leave. She then went on holiday with Les, her platonic 73 year old friend, who really is a lovely bloke.
I was walking back from the pub last night and I heard someone shout Andrew, so I looked up and saw her. No-one else in Latchford calls me that, bar the unit. She did go in on the Saturday to meet us, but we'd already left. She said she'd had a great holiday, but missed meI thought it'd died a death, but she's going to try and get in this weekend even though she's skint. She did walk over and give me a kiss on the gob. Hope springs eternal
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"Platonic 73 year old friend" probably her sugar Daddy and as he only has a few years left in him she is looking for the next one, little does she know of your circumstances![]()
He's actually told her what a nice and intelligent bloke I am. I'm not that much older than her and we have a lot in commonCynical ****He's actually told her what a nice and intelligent bloke I am. I'm not that much older than her and we have a lot in common
Mid - late 40s. Very tanned. Died, curly auburn hair. Tits about 36D. Great arse. About 5' 7''
He paid for the trip, she ****ed him off"Platonic 73 year old friend" probably her sugar Daddy and as he only has a few years left in him she is looking for the next one, little does she know of your circumstances![]()

He paid for the trip, she ****ed him off
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Mid - late 40s. Very tanned. Dyed, curly auburn hair. Tits about 36D. Great arse. About 5' 7''
Cynical ****He's actually told her what a nice and intelligent bloke I am. I'm not that much older than her and we have a lot in common

She could be 50. Her oldest kid is the same age as my youngest, but I probably started later than her. I was being gentlemanly 
I have to run MITO’s through a dyslexic translation app.