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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    the "somewhere"
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Oh right. Could be on a sand yacht. Anyway, what sort of ****ing job is he doing? <yikes> ****ing some old man off? <laugh>
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    #ziggywould <yikes>





    actually he is the plaything of the wife of some Russian Oligarch.:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    if you'd the job of yacht gigolo for some ivana, olga or whatever with the small risk of a horrible death via nerve agents would you take the job <laugh>
     
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  5. Solid Air 2

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    they would't taint their own superyacht with nerve agents they would just lob you over the side :bandit:
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's on the ****er until June, apparently <yikes>
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

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    fixed
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Forgot to tell you all. Gina is no more. She called me very apologetically just after I left hossy after my op. Her bar was struggling a bit, so she nailed some Kraut millionaire who lives over there and he's bunged some brass at it, so she's putting out for him for the foreseeable. Oh well. A few very good nights with her and her cousin, but no more filth in the short term <laugh>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Well, you've met him. Did he offer?
     
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  10. saintanton

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    So, not true love after all? :(
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No <grr>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    It was debauchery, not love <laugh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The manc landlord at the Cheese was trying to reason with me that Roma's 2nd goal was a penalty as Milner moved his arm towards it and didn't argue when it was given <laugh> I told him to shut the **** up <ok>
     
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    the 2nd goal was a penalty RHC
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

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    You would not want to risk putting your new hip out anyway, and with pretend knees positions would be more limited. Just watch TV it is safer
     
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  16. lfcpower

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    Any pics or vids ??
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Fixed.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Orgy? Tell her she can bring the kraut and her cousin over to visit you. :bandit:

    If Gina is off the table, what about her cousin?
     
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  19. lfcpower

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    German Grandad special !!
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Even Roy Keane didn't think it was a penalty and he ****ing hates Liverpool <laugh>
     
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