Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Good band on in the cheese yesterday afternoon.Bunch of guys even older than me. When they were setting up, I told one of them about the Doobies / Dan concert I'd been to. All 6 of them were green with envy, but they still couldn't play any They were competent, though.

Quite an attractive older woman came in on her own. She told me that the first time she'd come in, she got talking to me and eventually left crying with laughter. I asked i I was drunk. she answered in the affirmative. I asked if Denise was behind the bar and she was. SAMBUCA She said she'd be coming back in. We shall see. A little closer than Gina

AHHHHHH...

Read it again. I had to before it made sense.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Is this time travelling post?

Denise i thought ****ed off back to newkie and left you to the tender mercies of a new crowd?

then did you ask yourself if you were drunk or did you ask her is she though you were drunk?

The last time she came in, Denice was the landlady

 

[Zanjinho]

Read it again. I had to before it made sense.

Made sense to me first time

 

[saintanton]

Made sense to me first time

You're just smarter than us.

 

[Zanjinho]

You're just smarter than us.

Obviously, that's a given ffs

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

It wasn't that complicated

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

It wasn't that complicated

just terribly written

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

just terribly written

Perfectly logical. Low levels of comprehension

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Perfectly logical. Low levels of comprehension

It was probably the lack of capitals. if you fools saint with it you must have been drunk typing it.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

It was probably the lack of capitals. if you fools saint with it you must have been drunk typing it.

No lack of capitals, MITO. Are you drunk?

 

[saintanton]

I read this:

She told me that the first time she'd come in

as:

She told me that it was the first time she'd come in

After that elementary error the rest made no sense, so I re-read it. It took about 10 seconds to sort it out but, as is customary on here the proverbial molehill has achieved Alpine proportions.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I read this:
as:
After that elementary error the rest made no sense, so I re-read it. It took about 10 seconds to sort it out but, as is customary on here the proverbial molehill has achieved Alpine proportions.

"She told me that the first time she'd come in,"

For me, it's the comma that adds the sense to it.

"She told me that the first time she'd come in,(comma) she got talking to me and eventually left....etc"

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Good band on in the cheese yesterday afternoon.Bunch of guys even older than me. When they were setting up, I told one of them about the Doobies / Dan concert I'd been to. All 6 of them were green with envy, but they still couldn't play any They were competent, though.

Quite an attractive older woman came in on her own. She told me that the first time she'd come in, she got talking to me and eventually left crying with laughter. I asked i I was drunk. she answered in the affirmative. I asked if Denise was behind the bar and she was. SAMBUCA She said she'd be coming back in. We shall see. A little closer than Gina

should read:

She told me that the first time she'd come in that she had been talking with me

I asked if i was drunk. She answered....

I asked if denise was behind the bar and she was. Obviously a lot of Sambuca was served. (FULL STOP) She....

Grammar disaster this.

yoda you sound like HMMMM.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

I read this:
as:
After that elementary error the rest made no sense, so I re-read it. It took about 10 seconds to sort it out but, as is customary on here the proverbial molehill has achieved Alpine proportions.

I skipped by to the big news that Denis was back, it only took seconds to re-read as suggested.

I agree though, you two make mountains out of every grammar mole hill so turn about is only to be expected.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

should read:

She told me that the first time she'd come in that she had been talking with me

I asked if i was drunk. She answered....

I asked if denise was behind the bar and she was. Obviously a lot of Sambuca was served. (FULL STOP) She....

Grammar disaster this.

yoda you sound like HMMMM.

Very, very clumsy. There are only two Grammar Kings on this website...........

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Very, very clumsy. There are only two Grammar Kings on this website...........

Ah well, good job you are not one of them then.




















I think people can tell i'm bored though

 

[saintanton]

I skipped by to the big news that Denis was back, it only took seconds to re-read as suggested.

I agree though, you two make mountains out of every grammar mole hill so turn about is only to be expected.

Crimes against the language need to be summarily dealt with lest we turn into our colonial cousins.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Crimes against the language need to be summarily dealt with lest we turn into our colonial cousins.

So you are saying american spellings are annoying then?

 

[saintanton]

So you are saying american spellings are annoying then?

No, because that would only encourage you.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

No, because that would only encourage you.

oh no i'd never do that. I'm just clarifying for everyone elso to do it. Remember I am nice now so wouldn't deliberately yankify my posts just to torment people.