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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's his SOP. I don't have a choice. Apparently, I have the choice of a 'sedative'. I think I'll be taking that option <laugh>
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    <laugh>
    i may well regret this but why "Bambi"
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That was 2 weeks ago when I was weighed in hospital - 73 kilos
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    when they say "choice" it may not mean quite the same to them as you <whistle>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'Cos the little **** weighs **** all.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm well aware it won't be acid <laugh> Mind, that would have all the ingredients of a very bad trip <yikes>
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    i've put on weight since retirement - 62kg
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Photobucket doesn't work anymore and haven't got new site for photos so added as file.
     

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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    lol nice one milk
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    You must have chopped one of your ****ing legs off since you met Zingy down in the smoke then mate <laugh>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I dunno lads, you must be squeamish if you don't want to be awake. You can chat up the nurses and so forth. I think it'd be cool.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm terrified of getting anesthesia, of what stupid thing I might say under the influence. Not needed it since I was 6. Knowing me I'd say something stupid like "which cellphone".
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    That's the waking up phase more than the going under.

    It depends if you know what you are like and if you have cover then recovery doesn't have 12 packed in the room with 60 family round.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well, I certainly hope if I have anesthesia I will have a waking up phase. <laugh>

    Especially now, since I have an unhealthy infatuation with the girl at work. I may not have cheated or done anything wrong, but if I were to wake up and say something stupid like "tell ***** I miss her" to my wife, it wouldn't be good. She would assume the worst.

    Especially since I'd be worried about saying that, I'd be more likely to say it.

    Quite simply, I can never have general anesthetic ever.
    Amputation, give me some brandy and get out the knife. Bypass surgery... Cut me open and give me whisky.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Whisky is not how it's done with locals.

    In some cases they give a self administered button. You give your own pain relief while they prod.

    Etc
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

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    RHC could avoid any sedatives and just bite down on Gina's nips.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Seriously though if he is not getting a general this must be done by the minimally invasive route. Though the sawing through bone, scraping, gluing, pinning, and reattaching muscles is all the same.
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

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    nope
    my mum has had spinal blocks for 1 hip and 1 knee
     
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