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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. As I said, surprisingly tight, but accomodating. May have had a tuck <laugh>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    RHC showing experience here. by the time she is back she will be gagging for it.

    and shortly thereafter gagging on it... :bandit:
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She needs to lay on her back on the bed with her head hanging off the end. Prevents gagging.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 24, 2017
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Thanks for the advice.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 24, 2017
  5. saintanton

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    All at once.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Received a text last night. Spicy <ok>

    I mentioned some new slut that's just started coming in with her thug of a boyfriend. The one that's acting like she's known everyone years and flirting like ****. Well her feller's already been barred for pissing in the smoking area, which is 20 seconds from the bogs. She's dumped him and is now coming in on her own. I'll give it a week max before she gets the bullet <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apparently, 'Elvis' was "brilliant" on Sunday. He didn't sound like him, but he had all the moves <laugh>
     
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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    A bit like my Joni Mitchell impression then!
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not another Joni hater? <grr>

    Gina wants me to put a blurker on one of my crutches and **** her with it, apparently <laugh> <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 26, 2017
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've just opened a CV in application to a role I'm recruiting for. I couldn't think where else I could post the MSc dissertation this candidate did.

    MSc Forensic Science

    University of Strathclyde September 2016 – August 2017


    The effect of washing mixed samples of semen and vaginal secretions on the performance ofpresumptive tests and the recovery of DNA from body fluid stains on different fabric types.

    Jumping **** <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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    Disgusting - there should be a space between"of" and "presumptive".
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> #unerringlypredictable
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was meant in a very pleasant way <ok>
     
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    Mine too. <ok>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The irony in your initial comment would not have been delivered by many others on here <laugh>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I bet if you told Gina you like Joni she'd dump you.


    Didn't I predict she would want you to **** her with your crutches... <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So are you going to recommend @Zingy for the job then? Sounds like he gave you a good CV.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 26, 2017
  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    That research is merely a logical extension of forensic criminology.

    Separating dna from stained sheets for evidence.

    I mean... not ideal coming out of uni unless you love csi or something.
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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