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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Her arse is great. Ever so slightly oversized - just right <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Exactly. I'm expecting latex suits and gas masks <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Slightly too big is better than too small.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Most definitely <ok>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    It's less about size and more about what comes out of it

    Take some plastic sheeting with you to put down mate
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    which of the two do you think will have to dispose of a body?
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    We'll find out through what happens to the rhc account after the weekend
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Remember RHC, you can take your own toys to her. Sounds like she is game for almost anything.. a few ounces of Cornish Blue and she could be putty in your hand.
     
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  9. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Probably tastes better aswell tbf ...........:emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    This needs a song to imortalise how the found his soul mate
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    How about this......................

     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Who knew their wedding song had already been written <laugh>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The bachelor party will be at the cheese. @luvgonzo the best man? Or @Zingy ?

    A marijuana themed wedding with the bridesmaids dresses in hemp.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll be nice and let @Zingy have the honour.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You can still be a groomsman.

    I suppose you are concerned that the best man has to **** the maid of honour but in reality... well... she's going to rape anyone who's opposite her by the sounds of things...
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Conversation getting strange alert!
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well.. we know her friend was as filthy as her according to RHC.

    I am just presuming you pushing poor zingy in front of her is to avoid her leaping on you in the church.

    I must admit... the "ring bearer" job n this wedding could be quite..... unusual.. given the type of rings that could be in play.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    She provided another tempter last night. I know what one of the 'outfits' is. If she suggests filming any of this, I'm going to start getting concerned where it'll appear <yikes>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    As long as I have first dibs on the bridesmaid. <ok> #theeldest
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm not marrying the filthy bitch <laugh>
     
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