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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE=" Did the usual foreplay and then she asked me to lick her arse, which I did. She then did the same.[/QUOTE]

    Is she a contortionist?
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    at least Heart is more appetising than some things which are being eaten in this thread of late.:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Bit awkward at present <ok>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She then said "I'm going to the bathroom, are you coming?". I said I could probably do with it and she said "good". She sat on the toilet, took her boots off and told me to get into the bath. She sat on my chest and you can imagine the next bit. After she'd done, she asked me to do the same. We then had a 'normal' bath and went into the bedroom where everything was available, including arsehole. She even dildoed herself.

    She gave me her number and email address and told me I'd be welcome in Spain anytime.

    I got home before the unit, had a quick doob and went to bed.

    That sort of **** has happened to me a few times in the past, but not ****ing recently. A most enjoyable evening <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Congratulations RHC.

    Any chance of seeing her again or was this one night of passion only?

    What are the odds she was stealing your seed? She liked your daughter. Wants her own?
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Cleaveland steamer?


    Ok who hacked his account? <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I suspect she was past it. She's really looked after herself, though. She invited me over, but I'm not going over there on crutches <laugh> It'll probably never happen, but who would ever have expected that to occur in the Cheese, particularly on the evening of Walking Day <laugh>

    She has a son and daughter too. <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My eldest howled with laughter when I told her, but was rather impressed. She's not keen on the unit, so wasn't arsed in that respect.
     
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  9. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I'm fairly certain disco didn't develop until the 70s.
     
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  10. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.........RHC's so ****ed up on 'Cornish Blue' he doesn't know one decade from another
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So rhc licked a crack whores rim and went to the toilet..... now he's probably dosed with pox as well as everything else
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Don't talk about his beloved like that it is unfair. She is a lovely, accommodating lady....so the 7th Parachute Regiment tell me
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Hahahaha, quality mate. <ok>

    Golden showers, anal and rimming on a first date, now that's what I call a dirty mare <laugh>
     
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    Slightly disappointed though. Four long posts of detail and not a single use of the word "Hammerhead (TM)".
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She was a classy lady <laugh> I've been keeping a careful watch over the weekend <laugh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah, and she did mention the girth <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's just texted asking to meet on Saturday. She goes back to Spain on Sunday <yikes>
     
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    Here's your opportunity to **** the Unit off once and for all mate. Tell her straight that you're off out to smash the living daylights out of some dirty cow, who you rode like Lester Pigott last Saturday.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There is now a serious issue surrounding this. I have 2 knee replacements and a hip replacement on the horizon. I'll need a lot of help. I'm afraid the unit is a necessary evil in the short - medium-term <yikes>

    I'm sorely tempted on Saturday. She said she needs a 'shave' <laugh>
     
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