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Who's that now?

 

a character from one of his fave erotic novels

 

I saw a snail in my garden asking questions.

 

I've recently bought some new T ****s as a few of my old ones are getting a tad threadbare. The new ones all physics-related, including one with a picture of Einstein and the following quote:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I was in the Cheese last night with the T ****s (delivered to work). Keith asked me what they were, so I explained, telling him the quote, which he laughed at. Later on, Vicky the dense ex-barmaid came in for the quiz. She's the one that never spent any time behind the bar when she worked, split in between putting ****e on the jukie and smoking. I asked Keith if he thought she'd get the quote and he laughed again, causing Vicky to turn round and ask what we were laughing at. I said it was just about an Einstein quote on my new T shirt and she said "Who? Was he brainy or summat?" I am NOT joking. She's the one that shredded £500 at the Halifax

 

Was a joke.

I know I've mentioned before how The Cheese reminds me of the "Snuggly Duckling" from Tangled. Flynn Rider is the pseudonym of the guy who took Repunzel there.

 

What are you doing in Here? <yikes?

 

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How do you know and why are you watching this ??

 

I guessed that.
Tangled is one of the many things in life of which I am happily ignorant. Though if it ever comes up in a quiz I'll be eternally grateful.

 

selling dodgy phone cards from african telecoms companies

 

That's all we need - an existentialist snail.

 

I've seen a very fast one, but it wasn't asking questions

 

You know RHC loves snails- Snail can cure his incapacity.

 

Snail therapy?They didn't try that at the Countess of Chester

 

I have two girls that used to watch that show over and over. Plus it's Disney and most people know about Disney whether they want to or not.

It's not as obnoxious as Frozen, or Hercules or as bland as Disney's early princecess movies. Overall it's ok for a kids film. There are a couple of decent songs in it. Zachary Levi should have stuck to "Chuck" and not tried singing though.

 

You're right. He could have introduced his leg wounds to some snails and saved himself all those trips to the hozzy.

 

FFS me.

 

Eh?

 

A new T **** (sic) for him.

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I said a similar thing to you, after you.