Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Pete my mate is picking me up after work. Grange first. Julie knows the Cheese is back open but she asked me not to be a stranger, so I'll give her the benefit and then to the Cheese for some petting with Stacey. Nice........................

 

I have two or three ****s a day mate, no chance in attempting to wait that long

 

Is that because of your 'condition', or simply the amount you eat?

 

Always been like it but IBS doesn't help, hence the possible variation

 

Guess I could but dunno if she's up for that at this point

Probs best to let her suggest to meet anyways otherwise it looks like you just want to meet and give her one which scares 'em off mostly, of course that's always a bonus, but she seems cool so it would be more than just that I reckon

 

Offer to meet on neutral ground somewhere in the middle then. Perhaps you could go to KFC in Mansfield and make fun of the bald fat guy there.

Middle ground sounds less like trying to have sex because further from your place and hers.

 

You might need to narrow it down a bit more mate...

 

You mean there's more than one KFC there?

 

I can think of at least three. There are about seven McDonald's

 

So it's a fat batards paradise

 

A Burger King, Pizza Hut and several Subways too. Not to mention the hundreds of takeaways dotted about the place.

 

Isn't everywhere these days?

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Any Arby's though. If you don't have an Arby's it's no good.

 

We've have dustbins for years mate

 

Dustbins? Don't have that chain over here. Don't remember it in England when I left either. There again most of the chains weren't very common in UK when I left.

 

Will have to see, that's not a bad idea

She sent me a pic of herself in her skimpy pjs last night

 

Has Saint come back yet?

 

Saint who?

 

I didn't know he went anywhere, I just saw his post explaining that he went to Devon so posted the above to make it look like I noticed that he was gone.

 

**** me, some big hitters in this weekend, literally James Halligan in on Saturday and Willie Fisher yesterday. Willie is a lovely guy until he gets pissed and then he can turn in a second. Once saw him nearly kill a bloke with one punch.Both were banned, but were allowed back in by the new management