In the light of all of this excessive bathroom possession, I've just created a new charity called Ablution Aware. Just text SOAP to 3339901 to donate a bathroom to dirty folk in Merthyr.
We know in your youth they were still pissing and ****ting into wooden buckets and lobbing it out into the street from the top window
I must admit I do tend to use the same bathroom all the time. One has a Jacquzzi in which I hate because it's such a pain to clean after using. I prefer the en suite one for dumps as I feel it is more private.
A little more intel from Dave last night. His dear departed wife, Barbara's (wonderful woman) son John is the one who's going in for it. He's shagging the newer slut barmaid Terri. The most recent one who was robbing from Denice. I think Dave may be throwing a few quid in as well. It's to be hoped they don't have that dirty slag managing it or it'll last about 5 minutes when it reopens.
If it's open on the weekend of the 22/04 I'm going to try and get there as I'm in Wigan that weekend, I'm doing a selfie at the bar and posting it on here.
We'll be out and about on the Saturday now that the game is on Sunday so I may well get myself there. I will text if I do.
I'll ring you if I'm going so that you can meet me there, I'll give you 2 hours notice so that you can hobble there on time.
Meet you where? You get the train to Warrington Bank Quay and get a cab. 5 mins from the station. No excuses
I've got a **** load of possible excuses but if I'm not doing anything interesting I'll pop in there for a pint.
to provide obstacles for the crims, and also double as a handy soft crash areas for you when your back gives out, or when you, or anyone else is too drunk to stay upright of course
