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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think this thread can be merged with the Cheese now and we carry on as before. There are rumours it's reopening, but I won't believe a word until I'm sitting at the bar in there drinking Carling <ok>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you started both.... the old cheese thread is sunk. this is your mourning thread.
     
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  3. saintanton

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    When in Rome......
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    don't piss in the fountains :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You can still merge this with the ****er, can't you? <grr>

    Anyway, a few of the usual suspects decided to have a game of 'Chase the Ace' yesterday afternoon. If you're not familiar with this game of immense skill and guile, the rules are as follows:

    All players have 3 lives (each life is worth 50p). The dealer (which passes to the next player in a clockwise fashion after each round) deals one card to everyone. The higher the card (king is best), the better. The person to the left of the dealer decides whether to stick or twist. If he twists, he passes his card to the next player and receives his in return. He then decides whether to stick or pass that card on. If a card goes all around the table, it's probably an ace or a two. The dealer only then has a chance to stick or cut the pack to try and get a better card. Whoever's card is lowest loses a life. Once you've lost all 3 lives, you're out.

    Carter won the first game and I won the second. For the third game, 2 more people had arrived, so the potential kitty goes up. It ends up with just me and Carter (kitty £14). He said "Do you want to split the kitty (his deal)? DJ Phil said "You can't do that" and Carter said "Dealer's choice". I said I'd split it and then immediately said "**** it. Get on with it and give me a card". He dealt me and himself one. I looked at mine and it's a five. I said " Stick". He turned his card over and it's a four, so he decided to cut. And got an ace <laugh> He immediately put his hands on the kitty and said "You wanted to split the kitty". I said "Then why did you deal us both a card and then cut because mine was higher than yours? You'd have claimed the lot if I'd twisted and passed my card to you". DJ Phil agreed with me. The others didn't get involved.

    I saw my arse and went outside for a ***. I came back in seething, screaming "If we were sharing, why did he deal and then cut?". He'd left half the kitty on the table. At this point, he came back from the bog and said "I've been thinking about it and you might be right, I'm not falling out over a few quid, so here's the rest". I said "It was the truth and for me, it's not the money, it's the principal"

    I can't stand ****ing card cheats <grr>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    There was a thread about cheese ?? Don't remember that one
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Life certainly seems more varied in the "new cheese", if less sexually charged!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why more varied? Chase the Ace was a staple Sunday afternoon game at the Cheese <ok>
     
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  9. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Never mentioned in the Cheese post before that I can remember.

    Why don't you suggest a new game as it's a new drinking hole.

    Maybe Russian roulette?
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yes if you want like... I don't mind.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Incidentally, that ****ty tarmac tennis court is now an all-weather 5 a side pitch <ok>
     
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  12. saintanton

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    You played on it yet?
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Imagine Sturridge.
    Now imagine him drunk.
    Now imagine him drunk and falls over alot.

    Now take away all his talent.




    You're just asking for injuries.
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Is it still asphalt?
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    well alsphalt (septic) is all weather of course.
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    So is Astroturf. <ok>
     
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  17. Tobes

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    How to win friends and influence people

    Chapter 17
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah, right <grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I reckon they'd get a capacity crowd if it was to watch RHC have a kick around on it. Marketing idea there for sure.
     
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