Establish world peace and find a cure for all diseases while you're at it. (I don't mean while you're actually "at it", btw)
And 6 years from now, if you're tired of Julie and ready for the next lady to bring you passion... You can rename her the Junit. Seriously though, sounds like a plan.
That was Fiona, the one married to the guy the lazy loser . Julie is the one that led him on for a little bit before ultimately returning to her ex.